Judo Chop!

Day 39

Soulless Sally will Judo Chop your milkshake any time!

Personally I like my first doodle better but it was on a piece of receipt paper =S

Last Minute Panic

Day 38

At 11.49pm I panic and as I pull my book out of my bag I see the glorious free red bull that made my entire day absolutely wonderful. Except now I've been moving too fast or I got up too fast or stomach just plain hates me because it hurts a lot.

All I have been able to think about today is the epic dream I had last night. Singstar treachery, underwater worlds, aliens and then the end of my dream was me at age 11 deciding between nachos or wedges and dragging it out for some ridiculous amount of time and everyone getting very ticked off. My dreams have been incredible adventures lately but they always end really mundanely. Recently one of my dreams ended with me standing in line at Mc Donalds for an hour.

Geese vs Panda

Day 37

Today hasn't been the best for some people and I hope Panda and Geese made it better.

A guy made fun of my name today. He says "Keir. Keeeiiir. I care for you. Hah."
To which I reply. "Yes. That is how it's pronounced." He just grinned. As him and his friend leave I hear; "Take care hahahah"

Glee

Day 36

Apparently the musicians on glee are going to turn into this on the next episode. Those are lazooooooors by the way

He is too cute!

Day 35

Panda!!!! I wuv him

Soulless Sally has no Soul

Day 34

Its so hot! My insides disapprove. My outsides disapprove. All my sides disapprove. Also look at this picture of me kind of...

Just a bit early

Day 33

I had lots of fun today watching Kathy try on wedding dresses. Not in a creepy way. I was outside the dressing room on the couch =)

I also had lots of fun watching movies and catching up with becku and izaku who are also doing doodle post. I challenged them to put me in their doodles tomorrow as I'm not in any so far. It'll be interesting to see what they come up with.

Hello House!

Day 32

I love getting home to a clean house. Going around and greeting all my stuff. Hello couch! Hello Bench! Hello floor! Hello fridge! Hello door! Sup desk! Heyoooo art corner! Where is Cat? I want to hug her till she explodes! Hmmm she's hiding. Smart Cat! Too Smart...

This little guy down here is spaghatta nadle. We love spaghatta nadle. I got him in Whangamata =3 He is now in his new habitat.

F.I.G.

Day 31

I wonder how many people will get this. I know Izak will think it makes sense.

I have a gift!

Day 30

I sat and stared into space for a good hour trying to think of something to draw but nothing came out of my brain. Then a light shined through the clouds and I was given a gift.

Uhhh.. are you sure?

Day 29

We went to Whangamata. It rained the whole way there and for the rest of the day. When we got to the Bach Bex and I were mysteriously the first one's there even though the others were in front of us. We got the key and went inside anyway. Walking around some one else's house when they aren't there is seriously weird. Especially when there are pictures everywhere wtf. But the others had just taken a wrong turn so soon we were re united. We settled in and got used to our new awesome surroundings and played board games. Circle of death wore every one out and it was time for bed.

3am Me and Matt are awoken by Hayden telling us there's a tsunami siren going off and we have to get to higher ground. Long story short the awesome picture up there is of the "Tsunami"

Pickles!!!!

Day 28

Its kind of early. So all you get is this pickle trying to fart on a snare drum.

Also am going away today, in less than 10 min actually so updates when I get back. BUT I promise to draw on the right days but no promises.

Chandelier

Day 27

This is a chandelier.

I'm going away for FIVE not four days so I'll update when I get back and make it seem like I updated on the right days cause that's just how I roll

Sunny Flowers

Day 26

For our anniversary Matt got me a sunflower. He got it before the car failed and all our plans were canceled. I liked the flower. It was pretty. Then this morning it slid off the drawers and attacked me and I swear I heard it scream "LOVE ME BITCH!!!" So when I got home from work it was gone. I think Matt is getting rid of the competition.

Polls are for people who don't know what to do

Day 25

I wanted to draw that crazy chicken. I also wanted to draw this praying mantis so I had you's decide and surprisingly the praying mantis won. You asked for it and so you have received. Are you happy? Do you feel fulfilled? I know I do. Full of the hebbie jebbes. I google searched images and it was gross. It doesn't actually look bad, it was just uncomfortable. Like watching some one wave and not be waved back at and them see you watching them not being waved back at. It's uncomfortable for everyone involved. Except the little bitch who didn't wave back. You must understand that I have in real life seen a praying mantis eating a cicada and giving birth but this was unsettling. Birds eat insects not insects eat birds. There is a picture of a spider eating a humming bird and it was unsettling on a whole other level. I also found one hard out praying mantis who was eating a mouse. The weirdest picture though is this one.

One of the first pictures in the search. Clearly labeled praying mantis eating humming bird. That is one inspirational damn goat!

I'm just never happy

Day 24

It rains and I boo. Its cloudy and I boo. Its sunny and I hiss. Either way it's hot. I'm very hopeful that weather doesn't decide to have another shit fit all over this weekend as that would be very unhelpful and I will go to the beach any way out of pure stubbornness. Also I'm sure it'll still be hot. Tomorrow I will draw one of two things you get to vote. A praying mantis eating a humming bird (they do that you know) or a medieval spider chicken with huge talons. Vote in poll beaches. Its on my fb. Voting will close when I decide to draw XD Some one teach me how to make a link. I r nt clevr nuf 2 figr it owt



PS I apologize for the increasingly crappy quality of the pics. I'll re do them all when i have the skills (scanner) for now you'll just have to handle it

Crappy four is better than awesome one right?

Day 23

A tiny montage of my day. This pic is of us being lovingly shoved off the motorway as it was flooded. Whoever the genius is that decided "lets make it so if it rains a bit the motorway will flood, Hyuck!" is not in fact a genius but the idiot responsible for me being 1 hour late to work.


This pic is of me getting annoyed at the people on facebook playing a pictionary game and obviously failing at understanding the difference between elevator music and a boomerang D<



This pic is of me getting annoyed at the wind. Yes it was a day where if you push me I yell at you and the wind was pushing me. I think wind is very weird. An invisible force pushing things around and we just accept it. No I say it's a lot of invisible Cherry Goblins trying to get us (and trees) to move along and stop staring at their freckles.


Yes this is a Cherry Goblin..

Matt's say the darnedest things.

Day 22

Today (yesterday) was a crazy whirlwind of wedding and 21st and rain. Also matt says the cutest things!

Well I guess I asked for this

Day 21

Ahh the silly people at Maxx love make it so the trains are full around midday by only having two carriages. But when the Big Day Out is on it's not really a good idea to still only have two carriages. So I had a lovely experience on a train in the middle of the day that felt like rush hour except everyone seemed to have had one big communal bath in coconut rum or tequila. This picture accurately shows the people around except I have no idea who was behind me as they were behind me so I decided that it was milkshake boy.


I realize you most likely can't read the writing so from top left:
Never shuts up Lady: Blah blah blah blah blah blah...
Milkshake Boy: ♫ My milkshake brings all the boys to my yard ♪
Old "cool" Guy: I've been going to The Big Day Out since I was 22 and I think I'm just as cool!
Me: I never realized how much I love pie. I feel funny... Damn fumes! I wish I had a blow up doll to sit next to me...
Hammered Guy #1: *glugg glugg*
Hammered Guy #2: Don't hog all the woodies man!

I have discovered a secret passion

Day 20

All I want to draw is praying mantis' so that is what you'll get for an undecided amount of time. Or just today. Only thing is I have no idea what this little guy is saying... Halp?

Fear the might of Super Awesome Girl Face Woman.. Lady ..

Day 19

At 12pm I wanted to doodle. But I alas I knew not what to draw. So I opened it up to the magical land of Face Book and within moments Quin had supplied me with "Doodle what you would look like if you were a superhero =D"

So this is me as a superhero. Im super awesome and can fly. Something you wouldn't realise by looking at this picture is I can shoot lazers from my fingers, have a third arm on my back and and extra set eyes on the back of my head. Super indeed.

Gahhhh

Day 18

I can't believe I still feel icky. BUT betterish. This picture is actually an accurate description of my day. Hiding from the world.

Anniversary

Day 17

Two whole years =)

Boo car fail boo

Ahhhhh Becky =D

Day 16

Ahh Becky. You so random.

You asked for pirates

Day 15

Aww he's so cute. I was so drawing blocked today. I just stared at the blank page for ages until I asked for a request on fb and of course ran says pirates! I how ever was thinking of turtles...

This is not the best start to the day

Day 14

This is why I shouldn't be allowed to eat or drink at work. No matter how careful I am I spill everything on myself. So now I have a nice chocolaty dribble line down my boob. Fabulous. A fashion statement I'm sure

I've showered and put on deodourant I swear

Day 13

So why does no one ever sit down my end of the train. Though I'm not sure I wan any one near me really. Just it happens a lot and I'm always the last person people sit next to when it's busy. Am I really that menacing?

Joanie loves Chachi

Day 12

Sometimes people are just too cute.

Look they're each other's lobster =3 because they make weird lobster noises. With this I tried to draw Becky how she draws herself in her latest doodle (when I did this) and Izak the same. I'm not sure if I like it but I've put it up anyway. Let me know what you think

Dude has a handshake like a Leather Jacket

Day 11

Me and Becky were walking through pak a slag and saw these dudes do this amazing handshake. One was a like "whats up geese" so now you can meet geese =D

Two weeks off and nothing to show for it.

Day 10

Two weeks ago the trains stopped running. They said this was for mandatory railway system upkeep and making it better and what not. Today I try to catch the train again and of course in usual Monday fashion my train doesn't even show up and I'm forced to catch the next one which is as usual 10min late. I don't care if it's the first day back. You've had two weeks to be on your game for this day and booooo fail! Also stop trying to tell me the trains are cheap. I'm already on your stinky train. I've already paid and I therefore know you're LYING!!!

You can most likely look forward to this rant every second day as the Trains suck eggs most days.

He was some kind of wonderful

Day 9

Today I finally got around to watching the THS of Marlon Brando which I had recorded and just siting there in my my sky for a month or so.

All I can say is wow. I knew he was the Johnny Depp of his time but I had no idea how he had influenced the entire film industry since he was in his prime.

I recently saw 'A Streetcar Named Desire' and his performance was amazing especially when you realize the ruffian he portrayed is absolutely not him. But as the THS says he was in the end an incredible waste of talent... also his forehead was ridiculous!

Marlon Brando
1924-2004

What a cute day =)

Day 8

Everything is cute. The car that looks like its crying, the praying mantis playing chaseys with matt's mouse on his computer screen and of course the tiny children.

Today was a giant pile of ass

Day 7

Sick bleh.

In the folder with my doodle pics it tells me today is day 007 =)

Watching Mythbusters Jamie Hyneman always makes me think of happy walruses and they're happy cause they have buckets =)

There was something odd about the neighbors...

Day 6

I've actually been thinking about this doodle for a while but I couldn't figure out how to make it work and then *ding* Invisible light bulb.

Sometimes when I think something is hilarious other people won't get it but Matt laughed at this one so you better have laughed too... or else I'll hop through the internet and punch you in the mouth

Today I was back in the cockroach branch but all was quiet on the frontier. And I wasn't stuck there all day so KEIR. DAY. WIN!!

Nessa you asked for frogs so...

Day 5

Bu wah ha ha I give you a hottt frog! You know you want her!

I'm really liking doing this doodle a day thing. Makes me feel creative =) I'll be taking requests some times so look out for it on my fb page around 7ish. As you can see Nessa got the first request...

Does anyone know where to buy cherries like the ones at wendys?

I'm having what you call a bad day

Day 4!

So yes I am and this made me happier thinking about it all day.

Sigh I just wish I'd written "My whipped dairy ice treat brings all the males to my place of residence" but it's just a doodle.

Also as I may not have mentioned (I haven't) this is my blog and for the year of 2011 it will be devoted to a doodle a day and no not a blog about penises.

But yes I have had/ am having a bad day. I slept funny and my rib hurts which is weird and painful. I had a shortage in my till. A cockroach crawled up my leg and I then had to squish a different one (the first one got away). I bashed my head particularly badly on the corner of a door frame (yes I'm skilled). Inhaled way too much (not that any is good) bug spray stuff which smells disgusting and I think I'll never get the smell out of my lungs.

So milkshake boy made me feel a little better and now hopefully so do you =)

Today I was ripped off by a...

Day 3

Weeeeeee only a million (362) to go.

Also on an unrelated note how about you make that metaphor a reality and catch that grenade cause I'm about ready to throw it at you, Bruno. By golly I'll do it.

Don't ask me

Day 2

I have no idea what this is. Maybe it's Austin Powers with boobs. Maybe it's cute or maybe don't ask me...

Plenty Of Stuuf In the Sea

Day 1 oi!

I've jumped on this wagon and you're now along for the ride

Excuses Excuses!

There is only one reason to let your child out of the house during school holidays. And I'll tell you it's not so they can take a merry, screaming journey on the train with you into town. You can walk them round the yard in the dead of night on a leash like's good and proper but don't be letting them do their business on my yard.

Honestly though if I am on the train and some kid is running around like a nutter you know who I blame? The parents of course. If your child is a terror and can't be controlled don't release them on the general public! I'm actually all for children being allowed outside if they're well behaved... But they never are so a blanket ban is obvious.

It would be silly to ban children in town though. First of all there are many adults in town who on a regular basis act like children. There is however an alternative. There is a child free village in Scotland.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/scotland/highlands_and_islands/10476754.stm

Perhaps I'll live there...

Wedding Dresses are Awesome!

So today I was meant to wear my wedding dress to work... but I didn't. Turns out I can't fit it any more.

I was meant to wear it for a radio competition that was celebrating brides and how they buy an awesome dress then only get to wear it once. What a mean (as not good) competition! I know there are plenty of other brides who've put on some happy fat since becoming married and thought
"That sounds awesome! I'll slip it on." and then went on to find they'd gained a bit more than thought.

To set the record straight I was close to, so close in fact I thought I could've got there if I'd had say a week more warning. But alas I didn't and so today, Brides Day, I am wearing my work uniform like the sad little shame I am.

But there are still people wearing their wedding dress with pride to day. I've seen one such person who had the pleasure of having only gotten married around three months ago.

Unfortunately it does happen though. You get married and you're happy so you gain weight. I think it's to prevent yourself from looking elsewhere which is why celebrities are always bed jumping. Apparently though according to my mother for women at least it's my(your) body preparing for babies. Well my body can piss off for a good 5 to 10 years thank you!

So it looks like I won't win the free trip to Hawaii but I'm still going to try and just send in a picture of me at home with the dress "on" and hope for the best. I leave you with a picture of what the dress does look like when on properly.

Quote Of The Week!

My quote of the week this week comes from me.

"I've stapled your pants to the ceiling, it's called modern art"

Yes that is actually how I feel about modern art and you know I'm right.

Now none of the following pictures actually have stapled pants but they could definitely be defined as art because you know anything can.



This one is just cause it's lol


I'm not too sure as to why I said the pants thing in the first place. But I do remember my husband's reaction:

"What's that from again?"
"Me. I just said it....."

Those "people"

Christa Miller As Ellie off Cougar town plays a very mean but lovable one of those people. She has found a way to balance her those "people" ways and therefore we can still be her friend. But everyone has one "friend" who is one of those "people". The kind of person who doesn't listen when you talk and tries to talk as much as they can about themselves. Whom you'll tell your best/worst secrets to and they will have forgotten everything by the next day. Those people are the thorn in my paw at the moment. I am unfortunate enough to be friends with two of them at the moment and it drives me mental. It is, though I must admit, rather funny because you see they are "friends" with each other. Neither of them remember anything the other says. They always forget when they're getting together. In a way it kind cancels each other out. But sometimes every now and again a tiny piece of information will slip through their me!me!me! filter and one will remember that they're meeting and consequently be stood up and then they'll have a battle of bullshit when they try to argue and get as much of the sound of their own voices into the "conversation".

So they are annoying to try and be friends with but very funny to turn against others of their kind. The only reason I'm still friends with these "people" is because they're secretly lovely, well sometimes...

It's Wednesday

Yay that means it's time for Advice Wednesday! We all know you don't want my advice but you'll sit there and smile and nod like you do.

Don't act like you know everything around me it makes me feel uncomfortable and you seem like a douche. Just a little bit. Tiny tiny little itty bitty bit. Okay a lot. And it bugs me. In fact it bugs everyone. Furthermore don't talk about sports to me, near me, at me or anywhere around me. It will get you one of two responses. The first being the most commonly used at a rate of 97.89% of the time is "DO NOT CARE". The second is a rare and new found response which has been brought on by recent events in the sporting world. This new response is of course "Drawing is not winning! We didn't win and we didn't lose. Therefore we did nothing!!"
I personally quite like this new response. It gives me the warm fuzzies =)

Don't Judge Me D=

Guilty pleasures are just that. They make you feel a little guilty but you enjoy it so you keep doing it.

Guilty Pleasures of the moment.


NEWish

Carry Out- Timbaland ft JT

This song is very dodge. But I keep coming back for more. I love the crass way the compare her body and sex with her to takeout food. Lines like "cause I'm seasoned if you couldn't tell" make me giggle.

Guilty because I shouldn't like drivel such as this.
Pleasure because it makes me happy in a weird way.


Oldy but a BESTY

Jared Leto's Hair

After many years at the top the mighty are falling. I swear I saw he had a pink mohawk. Mohawks are fine but not for Jared. I'm not saying he can't pull it off but *sniff*
This doesn't mean I don't still love him.

Guilty because I'm not 17 anymore
Pleasure because his hair was (and is still a little) so pretty

I'm Sick.

No really I am. and it SUCKS! i have this whole achey all over, blocked nose and headachey thing going on. Someone said "oh noes swine flu!" when I told them today. Boy are they gonna feel bad when it is (jj). But seriously i just coughed and my head is killing me =(

Things i learnt this week:

1) I hate it when people make you laugh when you're eating and you get rice stuck up your nose.

2)Balloons make me feel like (and act like) a little kid =)

3) Being sick on your days off is the worst thing in the world. Its so wasteful. I was supposed to have a driving lesson!!!


There should be a way to find out if someones blocked u on msn =(

argh now it hurts when I swallow =(

Whats that over there?

I propose a toast to almost 3 years later.

I got married.

I was thinking about how corrupt the world is and that is a surefire way to get a headache. But really you might think it's JUST in like politics or something but it's everywhere. At work at, with your friends mainly at work. Thinking about how unfair and corrupt the management system with mine is makes me mad.

bleh

Things i learnt this week

1) I hate my job

2) I deffinatly want to be a wedding planner

3) i have a whole bunch of arty frustration built up

Moronic Ramblings

Izak: Izak pwns.
Keir: Isaacs a lazy bum who cant be bothered to go a little bit left to find the o to say he owns, which he dont haha noob is an evil moronic word.
Izak: Keir's to lazy to add ' in any of her words, like "can't" and "don't".
Keir: Who really cares. atleastidontaddallmywordstogether, or spek lyk a noob.
Izak: 101, J00 |$ /\07 1337 1!|<3 /\/\3.
Keir: You're a LOON!
Izak: You're a noob.
Keir: And you point is?
Izak: Oh..Nothing, I was just informing you just in case you hadn't noticed already.
Keir: .........
Izak: *Relishes the Uncomfortable silence*
Keir: Siswa?
Izak: Since I found out I was pregnant.
Keir: BOOYA! WHO's the MAMA?
Izak: Arnold Swarts...cough. Like the perfume?
Keir: Uuuuuuhhhmmmmmm.... Amyway.. New subject.
Izak: ...... You're Silly.
Keir: How do ya figuuure?
Izak: Well, you see, by using my keen anilitical brain power and understanding I have formerly deduced that you are quote unquote "Silly" because you yourself(You as in Keir(Human(Being))) are "Silly" because you have been saying words in a funny and often confuzzling manner.
Keir: Blah blah blah, when do i get my free donut?
Izak: Why right now *Hands Keir freshly holed donut and gets back to work grumpily*

THE END ALL OF THIS HAD NO REAL PURPOSE I WAS JUST BORED.

Im Baaaaack!

Wow twice in one week. i must love you guys so much.. actualy i didnt want them to cancel my email address AGAIN. alright straight down to business.

Things Ive Learnt in the Past Two Days.

1. Polar bears are white. i know! weird.

2. If you say pickle over and over for long enough and fast enough it sounds like cup.

3. Dw: in txt lingo is dont worry and

4. Nm: not much!

5. i am the newly crowned Queen of socks lol nl ml dont ask coooooz i wont tell you ha ha!

So yes i learn great stuff each day. now i have decided to add a new section it's called: random facts about me. because of my May 24th entry in which said im mysterious.
ok so 3 facts this time.

1 my favourite cartoon is 'fosters home for imaginary friends' which can be found on cartoon network. my fav character is cheese lol.

2 the thing i have loved the longest in the entire world is my cat, pixie. shes black and white and is 9 and a half, iv had her for 9 years.

3 when i was 6 or 7 or something around there my foot (mainly my toes) were slammed in a car door, nothing was broken but it really realy hurt. i have neva broken any bone in my body.

now about the story i was tellin. i would keep goin but i got bored with it lol.

NEW STORY

this is a short story i wrote two years ago

Jacob sat on the couch with a packet of potato chips in one hand and the phone in the other. His fat belly wobbling as he yelled down the phone.
"You, boy,are getting on my nerves. There is no way you'll get caught! Security in this place is crap, the lady who owns the place is positively ditsy. So stop your blubbering." Nothing except a wimper came from the other end of the phone as Daniel hung up.

All in black, Daniel crept along the roof of J&L Jewellry store. Daniel halted suddenly as a phone rang from somewhere within the store, a female voice answered but Daniel couldn't quite make out what was being said.

"Yes Mum, I'm closing up now. I'll be home in half an hour, bye. Love ya too." Rebecca waddled across the shop to the back room muttering.
"That woman... why must she live with me.. must kick out." She colected her bag and saw the crossword puzzle she had neglected earlier.
"Just five minutes," she mutters to herself and sat down to finish it.

Nervously, Daniel checked his watch. Daniel jumped four feet when his phone vibrated against his leg.
"Hello," whispered Daniel hoarsely into the phone.
"It's time. Beep beep beep," said Jacob who had been watching for Rebecca's car. Daniel went to the stairs that led off the roof and down to the back room. He picked the lock on the door in ten seconds, and crept down the stairs.

"Hmm another word for abduct would be.... AHHHHHHHH!" Rebecca let out a piercing scream as Daniel put a rag over her mouth and tied her up with his shoe laces.

"And in recent news a local jewellery company, J&L Jewellery, was robbed late last night. A masked man took close one million dollars in jewellery. The owner, Rebecca J Locknet, was tied up in the back room for close to two hours." Said the news presenter in a monotinous tone.
"Hahahaha!" Jacob's belly wobbling as he laughed like a maniac.

THE END

mmmmm i liked that one. ok im getting typers cramp now so lataz all, i probly wont b bak till afta d hols kk.

PS: Just a litlle question? why must people insist on using my middle name ALL the time? if you're doin it to annoy me, its working, so stop it. just so you know the nxt person who calls me by my full name will recieve a kick in the pants! grr!

Hello.

Hello all of my imaginary readers *tilts head side ways to smile* =) I shall be partaking in the ritual of a learners license test some time in the coming weeks Which shall be super fun. *sits fiddling with braclets for 10 min not knowing what to say* ive been coming up with a new story the old one is no longer. This one should be pretty good, i dont know if ill put it on here though, its guna be a horror/thriller so yeah. Chipmunks (where i work) has been for sale for some time now and its never going to sell because its a hole lol. This is weird usualy im bursting with junk to say but all i can think about are songs. oh well time for a classic:

WHAT I LEARNT THIS WEEK:
well actualy since a last posted but its all the same.

1. hate is a strong word.

2. being sick sucks (thats a leason iv learnt several times over) and

3. swimming is dangerous.

well ill be back next week maybe, hopefully with more to say.

Lataz all xo.

im such a silly.

grrr! i had written pages about wat i was gunna put on ma blog bt i LEFT IT AT HOME!!!! grrr o well till next week then aye.

FACTOIDS I LEARNT THIS PAST WEEK:

1 mumsdollar arnt all that.

2 cats have weird toe-like-things.

3 in 1985 the movie 'the colour purple' didnt win any oscars despite having 11 nominations.

4 you can figure out ur exact location on earth by using shadows. and

5 the likely hood of me forgeting everything i was supposed to remember is very high.

So any weird happenings in the life of 'apple morgan' this week? well nothing weird but something cool as came to light.

anyway lataz ma radishs

PS mean beast oi.

Radishical Rad.

omg 2 in one day wat is the world coming to. death and destruction dats wat. and just so the beloved fans of mine know: prior to common mis conception i will be back next week sum time so you can tune in weekly isnt dat funkylicious. wats the world cuming to wen sum one cant wear slippers everywher and not get stared at. and wat may i ask is so rong with wandering around count down at 1am folowed by ur friends hu happen to look lyk vampires whilst ur dressed to the nines, i mean so wat u dnt have to stare lyk we'r weird or anything lol. i mean at least i wasnt wearin sumant ludicris lyk dat up there! now that wud have been cause to stare. urg i have to itchy bits on my neck bt they look lyk a vampire bite lol

oh well.

wat i learnd in the past month.

1 ... uhm ok so i learnt nufing so sue me

2 wait i thought of sumthing: the slide at chipmunks is very old and smells like cabbage on the inside.

3 most of the male species is dummer than me.

4 if u jump out of a moving vehicle u r most likely going to get hurt.

5 and there is only one thing you can count on in life, and that is that ul b embarresed by parents on a daily basis. urg.


anyway thats it for today
lataz radishs xo

supage noobz

so iv left u all alone wiv owt me 4 ages dnt u all feel soooooo neglected. lol u dnt even toss radishs. so im guna stab jeremy in th jaw coz i cant stop saying mean beast oi! grrrrrr! so dis piggy is cute hardcore and i wanted to share its cuteness wiv u all. tada.

idiots

Now kiddies are idiots are fun to play with but they can be an occupational hazzard. I realised the other day that I dont have a best friend (WAAAH pity party for me) but I've decided to change this so for hte next while I will be holding auditions, so when you see me come up, audition, and I will reject you hahaha. But anyway. I also realised the other day that no one really knows the real me, or even half of the real me, or even a quarter of the real me, maybe an eight-th if you're lucky but even thats a select few. And I think thats really sad btu at the same time totaly cool ml I am mysterious (singsong voice) I am mysterious I am mysterious I am mysterious I am mysterious I am mysterious I am mysterious! but is that a good thing or is that a bad thing, I dont care I am MYSTERIOUS! WOOT! (it is a word)

lataz people xoxo

ML!

hello all. i now finaly have had the chance to go on the internet. isnt that spiffing. now ul all be delighted to know that (drumroll) my hair is now platnim blonde and 5 inches long. . . no wait thats rong. but not saying wat it is or isnt coz that wud ruin the suprise for wen see ALL of you at aimees bday this saturday. ml