Mullet and Goose

Day 102

They are really excited about easter. Mullet is based on some one who is a train ticket clippy man guy. He has a teeny tiny mullet and looks super stressed when ever I see him.

Well I guess I asked for this

Day 21

Ahh the silly people at Maxx love make it so the trains are full around midday by only having two carriages. But when the Big Day Out is on it's not really a good idea to still only have two carriages. So I had a lovely experience on a train in the middle of the day that felt like rush hour except everyone seemed to have had one big communal bath in coconut rum or tequila. This picture accurately shows the people around except I have no idea who was behind me as they were behind me so I decided that it was milkshake boy.


I realize you most likely can't read the writing so from top left:
Never shuts up Lady: Blah blah blah blah blah blah...
Milkshake Boy: ♫ My milkshake brings all the boys to my yard ♪
Old "cool" Guy: I've been going to The Big Day Out since I was 22 and I think I'm just as cool!
Me: I never realized how much I love pie. I feel funny... Damn fumes! I wish I had a blow up doll to sit next to me...
Hammered Guy #1: *glugg glugg*
Hammered Guy #2: Don't hog all the woodies man!

I've showered and put on deodourant I swear

Day 13

So why does no one ever sit down my end of the train. Though I'm not sure I wan any one near me really. Just it happens a lot and I'm always the last person people sit next to when it's busy. Am I really that menacing?

Two weeks off and nothing to show for it.

Day 10

Two weeks ago the trains stopped running. They said this was for mandatory railway system upkeep and making it better and what not. Today I try to catch the train again and of course in usual Monday fashion my train doesn't even show up and I'm forced to catch the next one which is as usual 10min late. I don't care if it's the first day back. You've had two weeks to be on your game for this day and booooo fail! Also stop trying to tell me the trains are cheap. I'm already on your stinky train. I've already paid and I therefore know you're LYING!!!

You can most likely look forward to this rant every second day as the Trains suck eggs most days.