Im Baaaaack!

Wow twice in one week. i must love you guys so much.. actualy i didnt want them to cancel my email address AGAIN. alright straight down to business.

Things Ive Learnt in the Past Two Days.

1. Polar bears are white. i know! weird.

2. If you say pickle over and over for long enough and fast enough it sounds like cup.

3. Dw: in txt lingo is dont worry and

4. Nm: not much!

5. i am the newly crowned Queen of socks lol nl ml dont ask coooooz i wont tell you ha ha!

So yes i learn great stuff each day. now i have decided to add a new section it's called: random facts about me. because of my May 24th entry in which said im mysterious.
ok so 3 facts this time.

1 my favourite cartoon is 'fosters home for imaginary friends' which can be found on cartoon network. my fav character is cheese lol.

2 the thing i have loved the longest in the entire world is my cat, pixie. shes black and white and is 9 and a half, iv had her for 9 years.

3 when i was 6 or 7 or something around there my foot (mainly my toes) were slammed in a car door, nothing was broken but it really realy hurt. i have neva broken any bone in my body.

now about the story i was tellin. i would keep goin but i got bored with it lol.

NEW STORY

this is a short story i wrote two years ago

Jacob sat on the couch with a packet of potato chips in one hand and the phone in the other. His fat belly wobbling as he yelled down the phone.
"You, boy,are getting on my nerves. There is no way you'll get caught! Security in this place is crap, the lady who owns the place is positively ditsy. So stop your blubbering." Nothing except a wimper came from the other end of the phone as Daniel hung up.

All in black, Daniel crept along the roof of J&L Jewellry store. Daniel halted suddenly as a phone rang from somewhere within the store, a female voice answered but Daniel couldn't quite make out what was being said.

"Yes Mum, I'm closing up now. I'll be home in half an hour, bye. Love ya too." Rebecca waddled across the shop to the back room muttering.
"That woman... why must she live with me.. must kick out." She colected her bag and saw the crossword puzzle she had neglected earlier.
"Just five minutes," she mutters to herself and sat down to finish it.

Nervously, Daniel checked his watch. Daniel jumped four feet when his phone vibrated against his leg.
"Hello," whispered Daniel hoarsely into the phone.
"It's time. Beep beep beep," said Jacob who had been watching for Rebecca's car. Daniel went to the stairs that led off the roof and down to the back room. He picked the lock on the door in ten seconds, and crept down the stairs.

"Hmm another word for abduct would be.... AHHHHHHHH!" Rebecca let out a piercing scream as Daniel put a rag over her mouth and tied her up with his shoe laces.

"And in recent news a local jewellery company, J&L Jewellery, was robbed late last night. A masked man took close one million dollars in jewellery. The owner, Rebecca J Locknet, was tied up in the back room for close to two hours." Said the news presenter in a monotinous tone.
"Hahahaha!" Jacob's belly wobbling as he laughed like a maniac.

THE END

mmmmm i liked that one. ok im getting typers cramp now so lataz all, i probly wont b bak till afta d hols kk.

PS: Just a litlle question? why must people insist on using my middle name ALL the time? if you're doin it to annoy me, its working, so stop it. just so you know the nxt person who calls me by my full name will recieve a kick in the pants! grr!

Hello.

Hello all of my imaginary readers *tilts head side ways to smile* =) I shall be partaking in the ritual of a learners license test some time in the coming weeks Which shall be super fun. *sits fiddling with braclets for 10 min not knowing what to say* ive been coming up with a new story the old one is no longer. This one should be pretty good, i dont know if ill put it on here though, its guna be a horror/thriller so yeah. Chipmunks (where i work) has been for sale for some time now and its never going to sell because its a hole lol. This is weird usualy im bursting with junk to say but all i can think about are songs. oh well time for a classic:

WHAT I LEARNT THIS WEEK:
well actualy since a last posted but its all the same.

1. hate is a strong word.

2. being sick sucks (thats a leason iv learnt several times over) and

3. swimming is dangerous.

well ill be back next week maybe, hopefully with more to say.

Lataz all xo.