It's Wednesday

Yay that means it's time for Advice Wednesday! We all know you don't want my advice but you'll sit there and smile and nod like you do.

Don't act like you know everything around me it makes me feel uncomfortable and you seem like a douche. Just a little bit. Tiny tiny little itty bitty bit. Okay a lot. And it bugs me. In fact it bugs everyone. Furthermore don't talk about sports to me, near me, at me or anywhere around me. It will get you one of two responses. The first being the most commonly used at a rate of 97.89% of the time is "DO NOT CARE". The second is a rare and new found response which has been brought on by recent events in the sporting world. This new response is of course "Drawing is not winning! We didn't win and we didn't lose. Therefore we did nothing!!"
I personally quite like this new response. It gives me the warm fuzzies =)

Don't Judge Me D=

Guilty pleasures are just that. They make you feel a little guilty but you enjoy it so you keep doing it.

Guilty Pleasures of the moment.


NEWish

Carry Out- Timbaland ft JT

This song is very dodge. But I keep coming back for more. I love the crass way the compare her body and sex with her to takeout food. Lines like "cause I'm seasoned if you couldn't tell" make me giggle.

Guilty because I shouldn't like drivel such as this.
Pleasure because it makes me happy in a weird way.


Oldy but a BESTY

Jared Leto's Hair

After many years at the top the mighty are falling. I swear I saw he had a pink mohawk. Mohawks are fine but not for Jared. I'm not saying he can't pull it off but *sniff*
This doesn't mean I don't still love him.

Guilty because I'm not 17 anymore
Pleasure because his hair was (and is still a little) so pretty