Ghost Phone

Day 154

Today I won the smart dance and lost my phone in town. Now it's haunting me. I keep hearing my text tone and being like "Hmmm was that a text? I'll just check my WAIT A MINUTE!"

Bad news aside today I earned the achievement in the game of life that is "The Fixer" I feel proud. It wasn't too hard. You just have to rely on peoples desire to keep friends. If the people you're fixing lack this then you're screwed.

Eye See What You Did There

Day 151

Ambre spots Keir in mirror. Runs towards Keir. Looks behind mirror. Is confused. I think she might still be drunk from Saturday =D

Picture is unrelated.

Swirling Through Life

Day 127

"Are we walking to your car?"
"Yes"
"Do you realize how far that is?
"Five minute walk max"
*Raises Eyebrow*
Twenty Five minutes later....

I Have a Point?

Day 122

I think my LOL Reactor might be broken. A guy slipped outside the store I was at today, he flailed his arms around and stopped himself from falling over. The girl in the store was giggling silently behind her hand but I was unmoved. Perhaps I have grown up. All I was thinking was about the danger of the slippery front ramp and how they should put down some cardboard like they usually do. Though now that I think about it maybe I just have a more sophisticated comedy palate than that of the giggling store girl. I'm not sure about that. I laugh at the most mundane things and at the lamest jokes.. Some times just a word can set me off. And not even a very funny word. Like stethoscope or mundane. I will admit though it's usually words like duty, come or poke.

There was a building inspector guy who had a very murdery look about him checking the building today. I find it interesting that some people have a murdery look when I know that I only judge them as so because of stereotypes portrayed on TV. Now I'm sure they're stereotypes for a reason but still... this bothers me.

Todays picture is called 'mundane orgasm'

I'm Trying

Day 100

Well I made it. I've actually done 100 doodles. I wish my doodle was more spectacular but all I did was have a rather uninspirational day and then sit at my drawing desk and try to think of a doodle for a good two hours.

FIRE ON MY ARMS!

Day 45

I am still sun burnt. It is still like fire. I watched TV till my eyes bled [got really sore] today. It was awesome. American Idol, while being rather amusing at times, mostly makes me want punch some one. Usually the contestant. In the kidney. Don't cry. You're dreams were never going to come true. You should have realized this long ago. You sound like a raccoon on heat or a pickle farting on a snare drum.

Today was also Valentines Day. I remembered when I got a text from Bex at early in morning o'clock. I cooked [it's a miracle] Matt dinner. Which equates to me asking him endless questions.
How do I turn on the oven? [I figured this one out myself]
How do I turn on the stove?
Where is the potato peeler?
Where is the potato masher?
Where are the chopping boards?
How do I know when the oven is hot enough?
and the list went on.. You can tell I don't cook often [ever]

BUT I can cook good so that is all that matters.

Sunny Flowers

Day 26

For our anniversary Matt got me a sunflower. He got it before the car failed and all our plans were canceled. I liked the flower. It was pretty. Then this morning it slid off the drawers and attacked me and I swear I heard it scream "LOVE ME BITCH!!!" So when I got home from work it was gone. I think Matt is getting rid of the competition.

Crappy four is better than awesome one right?

Day 23

A tiny montage of my day. This pic is of us being lovingly shoved off the motorway as it was flooded. Whoever the genius is that decided "lets make it so if it rains a bit the motorway will flood, Hyuck!" is not in fact a genius but the idiot responsible for me being 1 hour late to work.


This pic is of me getting annoyed at the people on facebook playing a pictionary game and obviously failing at understanding the difference between elevator music and a boomerang D<



This pic is of me getting annoyed at the wind. Yes it was a day where if you push me I yell at you and the wind was pushing me. I think wind is very weird. An invisible force pushing things around and we just accept it. No I say it's a lot of invisible Cherry Goblins trying to get us (and trees) to move along and stop staring at their freckles.


Yes this is a Cherry Goblin..

Two weeks off and nothing to show for it.

Day 10

Two weeks ago the trains stopped running. They said this was for mandatory railway system upkeep and making it better and what not. Today I try to catch the train again and of course in usual Monday fashion my train doesn't even show up and I'm forced to catch the next one which is as usual 10min late. I don't care if it's the first day back. You've had two weeks to be on your game for this day and booooo fail! Also stop trying to tell me the trains are cheap. I'm already on your stinky train. I've already paid and I therefore know you're LYING!!!

You can most likely look forward to this rant every second day as the Trains suck eggs most days.