Ghost Phone

Day 154

Today I won the smart dance and lost my phone in town. Now it's haunting me. I keep hearing my text tone and being like "Hmmm was that a text? I'll just check my WAIT A MINUTE!"

Bad news aside today I earned the achievement in the game of life that is "The Fixer" I feel proud. It wasn't too hard. You just have to rely on peoples desire to keep friends. If the people you're fixing lack this then you're screwed.

Life

Day 103

This a bit from a documentary. It was hilarious. Too cute to resist.


Today I realized that I don't like my hair. I don't like it straight. I don't like it curly (even though every one loves it like this). I can't win. I just have to wait for it to grow. Sad Face.

IT'S CAPS LOCK DAY MOFO'S

DAY 99

TODAY I ENJOYED THE PRIVILEGE OF BEING A PART OF CAPS LOCK DAY. EVERYTHING I SAID WAS IN CAPS. I ALSO WENT TO DENNY'S TODAY AND WAS LOOKED AT WITH PITY AS I WAS ALONE.

I WALK IN AND THE GUY SAYS:
'TABLE FOR TWO?'
'JUST ONE'
'ONE?'
'YES ONE' =S

THEN AFTER BEING SEATED ANOTHER EMPLOYEE (A CHICK WITH TOO MUCH MAKE UP) BRINGS OVER CUTLERY... FOR TWO.
'IT'S JUST ME SITTING HERE'
'ONLY ONE?'
'YES. JUST ME'
'OH' WALKS AWAY CONFUSED

THEN I RECEIVED MY FOOD FROM ANOTHER LADY WHO LOOKED SAD FOR ME. THIS IS THE REASON I DON'T DO THINGS ON MY OWN. I WOULD BE PERFECTLY HAPPY TO GO TO THE MOVIES, THE POOLS, THE ZOO OR PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING BY MYSELF BUT NO WHERE SEEMS TO WANT TO LET YOU. WITH THEIR JUDGMENTAL GAZES AND THEIR CRIES OF 'TWO AT A TIME' AND 'YOU MUST BE THIS TALL TO RIDE THE ROLLER COASTER'

ALSO A BUTTERFLY TRIED TO EAT ME