Am Sexy!

Day 125

Sitting in BK today with grace. She's eating her burger and I'm eating sushi. Right when I have the biggest mouthful of rice she does this (pictured above). I think I'll have rice coming out of my nose for the next week.


Yesterdays doodle was the last Dirty Search I'll let you know the results in a month or so.

You Make Me Sad

Day 124

Last week we had had a praying mantis wondering around our ceilings. Then all of sudden there was something on my foot. A long dead, squished praying mantis was stuck between my toes. I was horrified by this. After I had ripped him off my toes I scooped him up on a receipt. He lay there with his bottom half squished and wings mutilated but his top half looked like it was dancing. So sad...

Todays picture is named "racy camouflage necktie"

What do You Know?

Day 123

Why do you lie?
It would break my heart
If it weren't stolen.

What do you hide?
It would hurt me
If I weren't frozen.

Broken down.
Held together.
With the pain.
From forever.


Sometimes its not a bad idea to get in touch with your past.

Todays picture is named "frozen nads"

I Have a Point?

Day 122

I think my LOL Reactor might be broken. A guy slipped outside the store I was at today, he flailed his arms around and stopped himself from falling over. The girl in the store was giggling silently behind her hand but I was unmoved. Perhaps I have grown up. All I was thinking was about the danger of the slippery front ramp and how they should put down some cardboard like they usually do. Though now that I think about it maybe I just have a more sophisticated comedy palate than that of the giggling store girl. I'm not sure about that. I laugh at the most mundane things and at the lamest jokes.. Some times just a word can set me off. And not even a very funny word. Like stethoscope or mundane. I will admit though it's usually words like duty, come or poke.

There was a building inspector guy who had a very murdery look about him checking the building today. I find it interesting that some people have a murdery look when I know that I only judge them as so because of stereotypes portrayed on TV. Now I'm sure they're stereotypes for a reason but still... this bothers me.

Todays picture is called 'mundane orgasm'

This is Just Not On

Day 121

American Idol. Y u no keep most talented person!

Todays picture is called 'cheese tate'

Time

Day 120

Have a random picture for your face hole.

Todays picture is named 'uncomfortable tights'

Poker All Night

Day 119

Today we had poker. An abundance of hilarious things happened. Not that I remember any of them. I do remember how ever that I won the first ever cash game. There will be people who tell you lies about how my chances of getting the money were higher than every one elses but these people are just sore losers.

Todays picture is named 'itchy nipples'

Not So Smug Now

Day 118

Now you're in garfeild.

A fully grown man had semi tantrum at me when I told him that the name on his western union was wrong. I had my serious face on when I said no. But inside I was laughing at his ridiculous whining.

I found out that if I name the pictures I upload in my blogs something other than the day then they will show up in searches. So for the next week including this post I'm going to name all my pictures "sweaty balls" and other undesirable names (which I will tell you) and see how many searches I get.