Angels Brought Me Pens

Day 155

Today I did almost as much nothing as possible. I did how ever draw you a picture of a kitty. Isn't it cute! This picture would be ten times more fantastic but I'm waiting for a pen. A magical pen. To be delivered by an angel with blue hair, wearing golden pants and shrouded in petunias. Or delivered by Becky.

Becky to me "You should draw in pen"
Me to Becky "Get me a pen" at the same time Becky to me "I'll get you a pen"
I'm waiting angel shrouded in petunias.

Thats How You Pat a Cheetah

Day 137

Today was awesome. I got to pat a cheetah. They're so pretty ♥.♥ *squeeee* but girly squees asides, they're the biggest fraidy cats. We got to follow them around the zoo for their morning walk. They were afraid of the lions. One of them was afraid of/threatened by a pig which was hilarious. And they both enjoyed having a staring contest with the nervous zebras.

Not So Smug Now

Day 118

Now you're in garfeild.

A fully grown man had semi tantrum at me when I told him that the name on his western union was wrong. I had my serious face on when I said no. But inside I was laughing at his ridiculous whining.

I found out that if I name the pictures I upload in my blogs something other than the day then they will show up in searches. So for the next week including this post I'm going to name all my pictures "sweaty balls" and other undesirable names (which I will tell you) and see how many searches I get.

All Tuckered Out

Day 117

This morning when I finally got myself out of bed this is what was lying in wait for me on the other side of the bedroom door. Waiting impatiently for her breakfast, Sparta was employing a common technique amongst children known as goose guarding. The only problem with her plan being I'm bigger than her and needed to pee.

So today for the first time in my life (that I can remember) some one referred to me as "tall". It was amazing. The situation not so much. Although the reason being she was comparing me to prepubescent teens and tiny Indian woman. I'm still going to take it.

Today a customer I had had a name that made want to make lame jokes. I tried very hard to stop my self. I succeeded. I feel proud. Manish. Heh. Your name is LOL. Yes I am immature..

Le Dunno

Day 105

This is what you get when I have no idea what to draw

Matt's say the darnedest things.

Day 22

Today (yesterday) was a crazy whirlwind of wedding and 21st and rain. Also matt says the cutest things!