All Tuckered Out

Day 117

This morning when I finally got myself out of bed this is what was lying in wait for me on the other side of the bedroom door. Waiting impatiently for her breakfast, Sparta was employing a common technique amongst children known as goose guarding. The only problem with her plan being I'm bigger than her and needed to pee.

So today for the first time in my life (that I can remember) some one referred to me as "tall". It was amazing. The situation not so much. Although the reason being she was comparing me to prepubescent teens and tiny Indian woman. I'm still going to take it.

Today a customer I had had a name that made want to make lame jokes. I tried very hard to stop my self. I succeeded. I feel proud. Manish. Heh. Your name is LOL. Yes I am immature..

BUGGY NOOOO!

Day 116

We all remember buggy from the fancy new doodle book entry.

I've been waiting for a while to do this to buggy. A whole month exactly. Poor buggy. You're actually kinda gross. But you make for an easy doodle so I forgives you.


Many things have come to my attention.

1] People have noticed how my stomach hates me. I am going to the doctors tomorrow so you can look forward to Doctor Hilarity.

2] My one post from way back in the day about Those people that mentions Christa Miller is getting quite a bit of views lately. Ethier Cougar Town is becoming more popular [which is awesome] or some random had found it and is showing their friends and pointing and laughing at my blogging skills. You there! I see you! Stop that! I have good doodles. Look at this one or this one. Now shoosh your boosh.

3] No one from Canada has ever looked at my blog.. Damn you Canadians! Appreciate my genius! I appreciate your... your... BASKETBALL! From a distance.. A very far distance but it still counts.