Marilyn Mantis

Day 153

Today I had a staff meeting. Apparently a new brand is coming out with in our company. The shirts will be magenta. This caused many lols. After the meeting i went to Grace's with the intention of helping her pack but there wasn't really anything to do and we ended up finishing the bottle of coconut rum and laughing at business cat. Then whilst trekking half way across town to Neshas I gave a homeless man a show when the wind decided I needed to do a bad impression of Marilyn Monroe. I was going to draw this but I decided this picture of a praying mantis doing a Monroe impression was much better.

Also oops forgot it was request Thursday... my bad. It will be back next Thursday. Promise!

Mmm Smells Like Green

Day 148

Today the lady at the salad place tried to convince me that they hadn't changed the salad I like they had just put the fact that there was anchovies in the dressing on the sign. LIES I tell you. It was disgusting fish paste with some lettuce in it. BUT she was really nice and gave a refund straight away.

On another note I need some way of remembering things cause my memory files appear to be full. I keep double booking myself and Grace always seems to come out worse off. But hey she got to watch me drink crazyness out of a bowl, in her kitchen whilst sporting a green Hitler mustache. I think I should be forgiven.

Truly Special

Day 145

Today I am yet again a champion. This time I am the champion of Gin. I was told that if one drink Gin and only Gin (instead of the rainbow flurry of drinks I usually do) then I would with out a doubt cry. 'Challenge accepted' I cried!(pun intended) And last night I got a rather spinning buzz off some Gin. Not a single tear. Not even the beginnings of any. I was more upset earlier that day when six people were talking at once. BUT that is only half of the victory. Two people drank as much as I did (if not a little more than me) and both of those people ended up throwing up. Stellar sound effects all night let me tell you. There is nothing quite like cleaning up some one else's puke at 5am to make you really appreciate how awesome not puking or feeling sick really is. So at 8am when my alarm went off for me to get up go to work I felt fantastic. I am actually not exaggerating. I felt better in that moment than after a nice 10 hours of sleep. Champion of Gin title or no I do not want Gin again very soon as it's not very nice... Maybe now I can conquer Vodka in a new way.

just in a post script kind of way OMFG WHY YOU BASTARD EYELIDS STOP ITCHING!!

"Vodka"

Day 138

Today is when the lack of drinking was stopped. I bought the worst vodka in the world. It smelt like yeast =S and is made in Helensville by Russians. It tasted more like bourbon than anything else so of course it is now Grace's.

Lols Optional

Day 131

Many hilarious hi-jinx were to be had today. But all I'm telling you is that the bruise on my arm is looking more and more yellow and painful.

Am Sexy!

Day 125

Sitting in BK today with grace. She's eating her burger and I'm eating sushi. Right when I have the biggest mouthful of rice she does this (pictured above). I think I'll have rice coming out of my nose for the next week.


Yesterdays doodle was the last Dirty Search I'll let you know the results in a month or so.

Am I Invisible?

Day 109

Even though my everything aches like I was hit by a truck since GC I still went to Lou's apartment building and made good use of her pool and gym. She was there too. I'm not that awesome.

Also the scene in the pic didn't happen. It could have. But it didn't mainly because I told Grace what I'd drawn and her response was "Oh gawd go home now"