Saturday, July 10, 2010

Excuses Excuses!

There is only one reason to let your child out of the house during school holidays. And I'll tell you it's not so they can take a merry, screaming journey on the train with you into town. You can walk them round the yard in the dead of night on a leash like's good and proper but don't be letting them do their business on my yard.

Honestly though if I am on the train and some kid is running around like a nutter you know who I blame? The parents of course. If your child is a terror and can't be controlled don't release them on the general public! I'm actually all for children being allowed outside if they're well behaved... But they never are so a blanket ban is obvious.

It would be silly to ban children in town though. First of all there are many adults in town who on a regular basis act like children. There is however an alternative. There is a child free village in Scotland.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/scotland/highlands_and_islands/10476754.stm

Perhaps I'll live there...

1 comment:

Izak Flash Man said...

You could live there.. Or a retirement village. Both have old people who smell of the inevitable death which they face.