F.I.G.

Day 31

I wonder how many people will get this. I know Izak will think it makes sense.

I have a gift!

Day 30

I sat and stared into space for a good hour trying to think of something to draw but nothing came out of my brain. Then a light shined through the clouds and I was given a gift.

Uhhh.. are you sure?

Day 29

We went to Whangamata. It rained the whole way there and for the rest of the day. When we got to the Bach Bex and I were mysteriously the first one's there even though the others were in front of us. We got the key and went inside anyway. Walking around some one else's house when they aren't there is seriously weird. Especially when there are pictures everywhere wtf. But the others had just taken a wrong turn so soon we were re united. We settled in and got used to our new awesome surroundings and played board games. Circle of death wore every one out and it was time for bed.

3am Me and Matt are awoken by Hayden telling us there's a tsunami siren going off and we have to get to higher ground. Long story short the awesome picture up there is of the "Tsunami"

Pickles!!!!

Day 28

Its kind of early. So all you get is this pickle trying to fart on a snare drum.

Also am going away today, in less than 10 min actually so updates when I get back. BUT I promise to draw on the right days but no promises.

Chandelier

Day 27

This is a chandelier.

I'm going away for FIVE not four days so I'll update when I get back and make it seem like I updated on the right days cause that's just how I roll

Sunny Flowers

Day 26

For our anniversary Matt got me a sunflower. He got it before the car failed and all our plans were canceled. I liked the flower. It was pretty. Then this morning it slid off the drawers and attacked me and I swear I heard it scream "LOVE ME BITCH!!!" So when I got home from work it was gone. I think Matt is getting rid of the competition.

Polls are for people who don't know what to do

Day 25

I wanted to draw that crazy chicken. I also wanted to draw this praying mantis so I had you's decide and surprisingly the praying mantis won. You asked for it and so you have received. Are you happy? Do you feel fulfilled? I know I do. Full of the hebbie jebbes. I google searched images and it was gross. It doesn't actually look bad, it was just uncomfortable. Like watching some one wave and not be waved back at and them see you watching them not being waved back at. It's uncomfortable for everyone involved. Except the little bitch who didn't wave back. You must understand that I have in real life seen a praying mantis eating a cicada and giving birth but this was unsettling. Birds eat insects not insects eat birds. There is a picture of a spider eating a humming bird and it was unsettling on a whole other level. I also found one hard out praying mantis who was eating a mouse. The weirdest picture though is this one.

One of the first pictures in the search. Clearly labeled praying mantis eating humming bird. That is one inspirational damn goat!

I'm just never happy

Day 24

It rains and I boo. Its cloudy and I boo. Its sunny and I hiss. Either way it's hot. I'm very hopeful that weather doesn't decide to have another shit fit all over this weekend as that would be very unhelpful and I will go to the beach any way out of pure stubbornness. Also I'm sure it'll still be hot. Tomorrow I will draw one of two things you get to vote. A praying mantis eating a humming bird (they do that you know) or a medieval spider chicken with huge talons. Vote in poll beaches. Its on my fb. Voting will close when I decide to draw XD Some one teach me how to make a link. I r nt clevr nuf 2 figr it owt



PS I apologize for the increasingly crappy quality of the pics. I'll re do them all when i have the skills (scanner) for now you'll just have to handle it

Crappy four is better than awesome one right?

Day 23

A tiny montage of my day. This pic is of us being lovingly shoved off the motorway as it was flooded. Whoever the genius is that decided "lets make it so if it rains a bit the motorway will flood, Hyuck!" is not in fact a genius but the idiot responsible for me being 1 hour late to work.


This pic is of me getting annoyed at the people on facebook playing a pictionary game and obviously failing at understanding the difference between elevator music and a boomerang D<



This pic is of me getting annoyed at the wind. Yes it was a day where if you push me I yell at you and the wind was pushing me. I think wind is very weird. An invisible force pushing things around and we just accept it. No I say it's a lot of invisible Cherry Goblins trying to get us (and trees) to move along and stop staring at their freckles.


Yes this is a Cherry Goblin..

Matt's say the darnedest things.

Day 22

Today (yesterday) was a crazy whirlwind of wedding and 21st and rain. Also matt says the cutest things!

Well I guess I asked for this

Day 21

Ahh the silly people at Maxx love make it so the trains are full around midday by only having two carriages. But when the Big Day Out is on it's not really a good idea to still only have two carriages. So I had a lovely experience on a train in the middle of the day that felt like rush hour except everyone seemed to have had one big communal bath in coconut rum or tequila. This picture accurately shows the people around except I have no idea who was behind me as they were behind me so I decided that it was milkshake boy.


I realize you most likely can't read the writing so from top left:
Never shuts up Lady: Blah blah blah blah blah blah...
Milkshake Boy: ♫ My milkshake brings all the boys to my yard ♪
Old "cool" Guy: I've been going to The Big Day Out since I was 22 and I think I'm just as cool!
Me: I never realized how much I love pie. I feel funny... Damn fumes! I wish I had a blow up doll to sit next to me...
Hammered Guy #1: *glugg glugg*
Hammered Guy #2: Don't hog all the woodies man!

I have discovered a secret passion

Day 20

All I want to draw is praying mantis' so that is what you'll get for an undecided amount of time. Or just today. Only thing is I have no idea what this little guy is saying... Halp?

Fear the might of Super Awesome Girl Face Woman.. Lady ..

Day 19

At 12pm I wanted to doodle. But I alas I knew not what to draw. So I opened it up to the magical land of Face Book and within moments Quin had supplied me with "Doodle what you would look like if you were a superhero =D"

So this is me as a superhero. Im super awesome and can fly. Something you wouldn't realise by looking at this picture is I can shoot lazers from my fingers, have a third arm on my back and and extra set eyes on the back of my head. Super indeed.

Gahhhh

Day 18

I can't believe I still feel icky. BUT betterish. This picture is actually an accurate description of my day. Hiding from the world.

Anniversary

Day 17

Two whole years =)

Boo car fail boo

Ahhhhh Becky =D

Day 16

Ahh Becky. You so random.

You asked for pirates

Day 15

Aww he's so cute. I was so drawing blocked today. I just stared at the blank page for ages until I asked for a request on fb and of course ran says pirates! I how ever was thinking of turtles...

This is not the best start to the day

Day 14

This is why I shouldn't be allowed to eat or drink at work. No matter how careful I am I spill everything on myself. So now I have a nice chocolaty dribble line down my boob. Fabulous. A fashion statement I'm sure

I've showered and put on deodourant I swear

Day 13

So why does no one ever sit down my end of the train. Though I'm not sure I wan any one near me really. Just it happens a lot and I'm always the last person people sit next to when it's busy. Am I really that menacing?

Joanie loves Chachi

Day 12

Sometimes people are just too cute.

Look they're each other's lobster =3 because they make weird lobster noises. With this I tried to draw Becky how she draws herself in her latest doodle (when I did this) and Izak the same. I'm not sure if I like it but I've put it up anyway. Let me know what you think