Angels Brought Me Pens

Day 155

Today I did almost as much nothing as possible. I did how ever draw you a picture of a kitty. Isn't it cute! This picture would be ten times more fantastic but I'm waiting for a pen. A magical pen. To be delivered by an angel with blue hair, wearing golden pants and shrouded in petunias. Or delivered by Becky.

Becky to me "You should draw in pen"
Me to Becky "Get me a pen" at the same time Becky to me "I'll get you a pen"
I'm waiting angel shrouded in petunias.

Ghost Phone

Day 154

Today I won the smart dance and lost my phone in town. Now it's haunting me. I keep hearing my text tone and being like "Hmmm was that a text? I'll just check my WAIT A MINUTE!"

Bad news aside today I earned the achievement in the game of life that is "The Fixer" I feel proud. It wasn't too hard. You just have to rely on peoples desire to keep friends. If the people you're fixing lack this then you're screwed.

Marilyn Mantis

Day 153

Today I had a staff meeting. Apparently a new brand is coming out with in our company. The shirts will be magenta. This caused many lols. After the meeting i went to Grace's with the intention of helping her pack but there wasn't really anything to do and we ended up finishing the bottle of coconut rum and laughing at business cat. Then whilst trekking half way across town to Neshas I gave a homeless man a show when the wind decided I needed to do a bad impression of Marilyn Monroe. I was going to draw this but I decided this picture of a praying mantis doing a Monroe impression was much better.

Also oops forgot it was request Thursday... my bad. It will be back next Thursday. Promise!

We Used To Be Friends

Day 152

Today I was sitting at my doodle desk pondering what to doodle. So far today I had taken Matt shopping quite successfully but nothing really doodle worthy had happened. Though in saying that half of the things I doodle are not worthy. I had no idea what to doodle and Matt suggested I wait to see what happens. Approximately 5 hours later I was in McDonald's watching Becky do an impersonation of Lissy singing the theme song to Veronica Mars. Admittedly half an hour before that when Becky exclaimed that Jordan had beautiful eyes was probably funnier but that's a different story..

Eye See What You Did There

Day 151

Ambre spots Keir in mirror. Runs towards Keir. Looks behind mirror. Is confused. I think she might still be drunk from Saturday =D

Picture is unrelated.

I SsssssSSsssee You!

Day 150

Today was my day off. I had many things I needed to do. Buy party supplies. Check. Do some washing. Errr.. Watch TV to clear backlog. Ahhh.. Minecraft in Jammies. Check =D

For close to five hours I played minecraft in that time I had the crap scared out of me about 4 times. Once was the phone ringing extremely loudly. Apparently Izak and Matt don't appreciate their movie watching being punctuated by my exclamations of "Spiders in the trees!" or "Piss off creepers!" or "What the hell is with the grass" and about 20 cries of "CRAP!" Izak calls it talking to myself where as I call it yelling at the game.

BLATBOB

Day 149

Today I was defeated by a sandwich. Three quarters of the way in I couldn't keep going. The sandwich had won. BUT I took the bacon from the last quarter and thus won a battle but not the war. Sweet bacony battle.

Sometimes it physically hurts how stupid people are. Today I was asked if Malaysia was part of Australia... What do you say to that. Well I said no. But still whaaaaaaaaa?