Figure Of Speech

Day 135

You know when I say I'm going to go die in a hole now. That doesn't mean I actually want to. After last night I am seriously considering not drinking again.. for a while.

Every Day I'm Shuffling

Day 134

Today I started work at 7.45am. With town on the horizon and a nice dinner for Bexs birthday you can imagine how slow time is going for me. Its 2.23pm and it feels like I've been at work for days. All I want is it to be 4.15pm so I can finish work and go home to where all my booze is. Yes I need booze. I run on booze and am running low therefore time is slowing down.

Aaaaaaaaaanyway! It has gotten to the point where I start to struggle half way through a 6" sub from subway. Consequently I have a quarter of 6" ham sub in my bag. My stomach is currently screaming "OMG I am so full! I hate you!" But don't worry my stomach always hates me. If its not "I'm full" its "I'm empty" or "Why are you feeding me?!" and sometimes "I'm vindictive and spiteful" *STAB STAB STAB* You don't even want to know what it screams when it teams up with my uterus *gives reader knowing look*

What Do You Think I Chose

Day 111

Today was not the best. My bladder was leading the assault today and decided it had forgotten it is actually bigger than a peanut. Asides from my bodies obvious loathing for itself. When I got home I was meant to upload all the doodles I was behind on.. But I played mine craft instead. Valid choice I think.