Eye See What You Did There

Day 151

Ambre spots Keir in mirror. Runs towards Keir. Looks behind mirror. Is confused. I think she might still be drunk from Saturday =D

Picture is unrelated.

I SsssssSSsssee You!

Day 150

Today was my day off. I had many things I needed to do. Buy party supplies. Check. Do some washing. Errr.. Watch TV to clear backlog. Ahhh.. Minecraft in Jammies. Check =D

For close to five hours I played minecraft in that time I had the crap scared out of me about 4 times. Once was the phone ringing extremely loudly. Apparently Izak and Matt don't appreciate their movie watching being punctuated by my exclamations of "Spiders in the trees!" or "Piss off creepers!" or "What the hell is with the grass" and about 20 cries of "CRAP!" Izak calls it talking to myself where as I call it yelling at the game.

BLATBOB

Day 149

Today I was defeated by a sandwich. Three quarters of the way in I couldn't keep going. The sandwich had won. BUT I took the bacon from the last quarter and thus won a battle but not the war. Sweet bacony battle.

Sometimes it physically hurts how stupid people are. Today I was asked if Malaysia was part of Australia... What do you say to that. Well I said no. But still whaaaaaaaaa?

Mmm Smells Like Green

Day 148

Today the lady at the salad place tried to convince me that they hadn't changed the salad I like they had just put the fact that there was anchovies in the dressing on the sign. LIES I tell you. It was disgusting fish paste with some lettuce in it. BUT she was really nice and gave a refund straight away.

On another note I need some way of remembering things cause my memory files appear to be full. I keep double booking myself and Grace always seems to come out worse off. But hey she got to watch me drink crazyness out of a bowl, in her kitchen whilst sporting a green Hitler mustache. I think I should be forgiven.

Panda-monium

Day 147

Poor Geese. He will find a lady eventually. In the meantime he has to put up with being overshadowed by the cuddliest panda ever. Who is also a doctor. How could he ever compete?

Paging Dr Panda

Day 146

Today is le request day!

Todays request comes from Carole who asked for something specific. TA DA. She said that she didn't mind if it was stick figures or anything so I decided to make it Goose going to see Dr Panda.

Truly Special

Day 145

Today I am yet again a champion. This time I am the champion of Gin. I was told that if one drink Gin and only Gin (instead of the rainbow flurry of drinks I usually do) then I would with out a doubt cry. 'Challenge accepted' I cried!(pun intended) And last night I got a rather spinning buzz off some Gin. Not a single tear. Not even the beginnings of any. I was more upset earlier that day when six people were talking at once. BUT that is only half of the victory. Two people drank as much as I did (if not a little more than me) and both of those people ended up throwing up. Stellar sound effects all night let me tell you. There is nothing quite like cleaning up some one else's puke at 5am to make you really appreciate how awesome not puking or feeling sick really is. So at 8am when my alarm went off for me to get up go to work I felt fantastic. I am actually not exaggerating. I felt better in that moment than after a nice 10 hours of sleep. Champion of Gin title or no I do not want Gin again very soon as it's not very nice... Maybe now I can conquer Vodka in a new way.

just in a post script kind of way OMFG WHY YOU BASTARD EYELIDS STOP ITCHING!!

Now is not the Time for Chats

Day 144

At one point yesterday I had six people on face book chat all trying to have varying degrees of serious conversation with me. It was over whelming to say the least.

Panda!

Day 143

Today is the day that I randomly projected that I would make a panda out of clay for. Izak how ever doubted I would still be doing doodles. Well here I am. Where is my prize?

(The link for Izak is a doodle he did that was inspired by me cause I'm awesome)

I convinced Izak into having his picture taken with the panda because I am a master of mind control!

Always the Champion

Day 142

Today I fit into shorts that I haven't been able to for some while. This makes me happy and a champion. Tomorrows doodle will be a little bit different so wait in anticipation mmmmk?

Tiny Humans

Day 141

Today I had an interesting conversation with a customer and her child.

I'm talking through the speaker.
Kid: How come I can hear you?
Me: The speaker
(at the same time as me) Mum: Magic
Me: .. or magic =/
Kid: Can you say money?
Me: Magic.
Kid: Noooo. Can you say slion.
Me: What is a slion?
Kid: Its a type of lion.


The tiny humans.. They confuse me =S


The Bi-corn is a mythical creature. Not to be confused with a goat. Its a member of the unicorn family. Not much is known at this point. But it walks on to feet so it must be awesome.

I Know a Guy With a Goat

Day 140

The new Pirates of the Caribbean was much better than I anticipated. I failed to remember how if Johnny Depp is in the movie then I'm going to like it.

Cows are Gossips and Gossips are Cows

Day 139

Request Thursday! This weeks request comes from Abbey! She simply asked for Cow. I pondered the possibility of drawing someone I know thats a bit of a cow but I decided better of it.

If you have a request just comment on any request Thursday blog or if you're a friend message me on Face Book. I select one randomly every Thursday.

"Vodka"

Day 138

Today is when the lack of drinking was stopped. I bought the worst vodka in the world. It smelt like yeast =S and is made in Helensville by Russians. It tasted more like bourbon than anything else so of course it is now Grace's.

Thats How You Pat a Cheetah

Day 137

Today was awesome. I got to pat a cheetah. They're so pretty ♥.♥ *squeeee* but girly squees asides, they're the biggest fraidy cats. We got to follow them around the zoo for their morning walk. They were afraid of the lions. One of them was afraid of/threatened by a pig which was hilarious. And they both enjoyed having a staring contest with the nervous zebras.

Twenty One Times

Day 136

Today is Bex's birthday. Her actual birthday. It was decided many moons ago that for Bex's Bday we would ride NZs only roller coaster 21 times. Word of advice. Don't. Especially when you're still semi hung over. I would how ever like to applaud myself on my stellar ability to not puke. Truly a talent I'm grateful for.

Figure Of Speech

Day 135

You know when I say I'm going to go die in a hole now. That doesn't mean I actually want to. After last night I am seriously considering not drinking again.. for a while.

Every Day I'm Shuffling

Day 134

Today I started work at 7.45am. With town on the horizon and a nice dinner for Bexs birthday you can imagine how slow time is going for me. Its 2.23pm and it feels like I've been at work for days. All I want is it to be 4.15pm so I can finish work and go home to where all my booze is. Yes I need booze. I run on booze and am running low therefore time is slowing down.

Aaaaaaaaaanyway! It has gotten to the point where I start to struggle half way through a 6" sub from subway. Consequently I have a quarter of 6" ham sub in my bag. My stomach is currently screaming "OMG I am so full! I hate you!" But don't worry my stomach always hates me. If its not "I'm full" its "I'm empty" or "Why are you feeding me?!" and sometimes "I'm vindictive and spiteful" *STAB STAB STAB* You don't even want to know what it screams when it teams up with my uterus *gives reader knowing look*

Oi! Stop It!

Day 133

Rude! You there customer face. I do not care if your thinking face requires noms that doesn't mean you can noms the pen I have to use for the rest of the day.

Aaaaaanyway! My eyelids have been itchy for the past 5-7 days. I have no idea why. The internet says that it goes hand in hand with puffy or swollen eyes but my eyes aren't puffy or swollen. They're still tired looking though apparently. THIS IS JUST MY FACE. The problem with itchy eyelids is when I scratch them I get tiny scratches on them. Then the scratches become itchier. Its a vicious cycle I tell you. The scratches are almost gone but they're still soooooo itchy!!!

Poor Tank

Day 132

Tank the skunk wishes she had spots. Stripes just aren't in this season. Good old requests. This one is for Nessa again. She just said skunk. Maybe I'll start doing request Thursdays.

Lols Optional

Day 131

Many hilarious hi-jinx were to be had today. But all I'm telling you is that the bruise on my arm is looking more and more yellow and painful.

Hooligans!

Day 130

Today I was told to stop loitering by older than me people. I feel awesome..

I also saw Thor.. It lacked many things. Continuity. A good plot. New Ideas. The actors were alright. Asides from when they had to kiss... *Mashes face against face*

Lets Get Crunk

Day 129

New doodle book... Again.

I suggested that Matt and I have a drink or two. Matt took it to be a race and won with flying colors as he proceeded to prance around, bang into door knobs and mumble gibberish to me.

Gnomey

Day 128

I sat here for over 3 hours staring at a blank page. Either today was just that boring or a tiny thought stealing gnome has been sitting on my shoulder stealing my ideas all day. That would explain why I'm unbalanced..

Swirling Through Life

Day 127

"Are we walking to your car?"
"Yes"
"Do you realize how far that is?
"Five minute walk max"
*Raises Eyebrow*
Twenty Five minutes later....

Alas

Day 126

Lately a lot of people have commented on how tired I look. This is just my face. I look like this all the time. Granted I haven't been sleeping what one would say well but that is of little importance. What am I meant to say "Thank you"? No. "Yes"? I've decided to go with:
"Alas you've uncovered my terrible secret..."
"What secret?"
"I'm tired of people"
"Oh"

Am Sexy!

Day 125

Sitting in BK today with grace. She's eating her burger and I'm eating sushi. Right when I have the biggest mouthful of rice she does this (pictured above). I think I'll have rice coming out of my nose for the next week.


Yesterdays doodle was the last Dirty Search I'll let you know the results in a month or so.

You Make Me Sad

Day 124

Last week we had had a praying mantis wondering around our ceilings. Then all of sudden there was something on my foot. A long dead, squished praying mantis was stuck between my toes. I was horrified by this. After I had ripped him off my toes I scooped him up on a receipt. He lay there with his bottom half squished and wings mutilated but his top half looked like it was dancing. So sad...

Todays picture is named "racy camouflage necktie"

What do You Know?

Day 123

Why do you lie?
It would break my heart
If it weren't stolen.

What do you hide?
It would hurt me
If I weren't frozen.

Broken down.
Held together.
With the pain.
From forever.


Sometimes its not a bad idea to get in touch with your past.

Todays picture is named "frozen nads"

I Have a Point?

Day 122

I think my LOL Reactor might be broken. A guy slipped outside the store I was at today, he flailed his arms around and stopped himself from falling over. The girl in the store was giggling silently behind her hand but I was unmoved. Perhaps I have grown up. All I was thinking was about the danger of the slippery front ramp and how they should put down some cardboard like they usually do. Though now that I think about it maybe I just have a more sophisticated comedy palate than that of the giggling store girl. I'm not sure about that. I laugh at the most mundane things and at the lamest jokes.. Some times just a word can set me off. And not even a very funny word. Like stethoscope or mundane. I will admit though it's usually words like duty, come or poke.

There was a building inspector guy who had a very murdery look about him checking the building today. I find it interesting that some people have a murdery look when I know that I only judge them as so because of stereotypes portrayed on TV. Now I'm sure they're stereotypes for a reason but still... this bothers me.

Todays picture is called 'mundane orgasm'

This is Just Not On

Day 121

American Idol. Y u no keep most talented person!

Todays picture is called 'cheese tate'