DAY 99
TODAY I ENJOYED THE PRIVILEGE OF BEING A PART OF CAPS LOCK DAY. EVERYTHING I SAID WAS IN CAPS. I ALSO WENT TO DENNY'S TODAY AND WAS LOOKED AT WITH PITY AS I WAS ALONE.
I WALK IN AND THE GUY SAYS:
'TABLE FOR TWO?'
'JUST ONE'
'ONE?'
'YES ONE' =S
THEN AFTER BEING SEATED ANOTHER EMPLOYEE (A CHICK WITH TOO MUCH MAKE UP) BRINGS OVER CUTLERY... FOR TWO.
'IT'S JUST ME SITTING HERE'
'ONLY ONE?'
'YES. JUST ME'
'OH' WALKS AWAY CONFUSED
THEN I RECEIVED MY FOOD FROM ANOTHER LADY WHO LOOKED SAD FOR ME. THIS IS THE REASON I DON'T DO THINGS ON MY OWN. I WOULD BE PERFECTLY HAPPY TO GO TO THE MOVIES, THE POOLS, THE ZOO OR PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING BY MYSELF BUT NO WHERE SEEMS TO WANT TO LET YOU. WITH THEIR JUDGMENTAL GAZES AND THEIR CRIES OF 'TWO AT A TIME' AND 'YOU MUST BE THIS TALL TO RIDE THE ROLLER COASTER'
ALSO A BUTTERFLY TRIED TO EAT ME
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