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Day 120

Have a random picture for your face hole.

Todays picture is named 'uncomfortable tights'

Poker All Night

Day 119

Today we had poker. An abundance of hilarious things happened. Not that I remember any of them. I do remember how ever that I won the first ever cash game. There will be people who tell you lies about how my chances of getting the money were higher than every one elses but these people are just sore losers.

Todays picture is named 'itchy nipples'

Not So Smug Now

Day 118

Now you're in garfeild.

A fully grown man had semi tantrum at me when I told him that the name on his western union was wrong. I had my serious face on when I said no. But inside I was laughing at his ridiculous whining.

I found out that if I name the pictures I upload in my blogs something other than the day then they will show up in searches. So for the next week including this post I'm going to name all my pictures "sweaty balls" and other undesirable names (which I will tell you) and see how many searches I get.

All Tuckered Out

Day 117

This morning when I finally got myself out of bed this is what was lying in wait for me on the other side of the bedroom door. Waiting impatiently for her breakfast, Sparta was employing a common technique amongst children known as goose guarding. The only problem with her plan being I'm bigger than her and needed to pee.

So today for the first time in my life (that I can remember) some one referred to me as "tall". It was amazing. The situation not so much. Although the reason being she was comparing me to prepubescent teens and tiny Indian woman. I'm still going to take it.

Today a customer I had had a name that made want to make lame jokes. I tried very hard to stop my self. I succeeded. I feel proud. Manish. Heh. Your name is LOL. Yes I am immature..

BUGGY NOOOO!

Day 116

We all remember buggy from the fancy new doodle book entry.

I've been waiting for a while to do this to buggy. A whole month exactly. Poor buggy. You're actually kinda gross. But you make for an easy doodle so I forgives you.


Many things have come to my attention.

1] People have noticed how my stomach hates me. I am going to the doctors tomorrow so you can look forward to Doctor Hilarity.

2] My one post from way back in the day about Those people that mentions Christa Miller is getting quite a bit of views lately. Ethier Cougar Town is becoming more popular [which is awesome] or some random had found it and is showing their friends and pointing and laughing at my blogging skills. You there! I see you! Stop that! I have good doodles. Look at this one or this one. Now shoosh your boosh.

3] No one from Canada has ever looked at my blog.. Damn you Canadians! Appreciate my genius! I appreciate your... your... BASKETBALL! From a distance.. A very far distance but it still counts.

actual CHAMPION.

Day 115

Today I was declared a champion by some one other than me. Best day ever.

Keyhole

Day 114

At around 3am Tish decided to tell me a scary story. I did not appreciate his efforts.

A man went to a hotel and walked up to the front desk to check in. The woman at the desk gave him his key and told him that on the way to his room, there was a door with no number that was locked and no one was allowed in there. Especially no one should look inside the room, under any circumstances. So he followed the instructions of the woman at the front desk, going straight to his room, and going to bed.

The next night his curiosity would not leave him alone about the room with no number on the door. He walked down the hall to the door and tried the handle. Sure enough it was locked. He bent down and looked through the wide keyhole. Cold air passed through it, chilling his eye. What he saw was a hotel bedroom, like his, and in the corner was a woman whose skin was completely white. She was leaning her head against the wall, facing away from the door. He stared in confusion for a while. He almost knocked on the door, out of curiosity, but decided not to.

He crept away from the door and walked back to his room. The next day, he returned to the door and looked through the keyhole. This time, all he saw was red. He couldn’t make anything out besides a distinct red color. Perhaps the inhabitants of the room knew he was spying the night before, and had blocked the keyhole with something red.

At this point he decided to consult the woman at the front desk for more information. She sighed and said, “Did you look through the keyhole?” The man told her that he had and she said, “Well, I might as well tell you the story. A long time ago, a man murdered his wife in that room, and her ghost haunts it. But these people were not ordinary. They were white all over, except for their eyes, which were red.”

Tish told it differently but it still gave me a chill down my spine. Silly Tish shouldn't tell stories.

Super Raccoon is Super Cute

Day 113

A proper doodle montage.

Today I saw:

*A well dressed "homeless" man with a sign that said "Please help. Need money for weed and beer"

* Harry Potter 7a and it was much better than expected and I'm looking forward to the next one.

* Bexibubblicous

*A man almost get hit by a car and then act super casual about it. Like it happens all the time. Though his road crossing skills would imply that it does in fact happen all the time.

*Many kinds of funny face book updates.

*And this picture of a super raccoon biting a man ear

Sushi?

Day 112

Today I finally got to play D n D again. This is my character Sushi.. She's oddly proportioned and has short white hair. She's very quiet but a kick ass fighter elf. She's nothing like any elf you've seen before. Mu wah ha ha. Don't ask her any questions so you don't have to deal with the awkward silence to follow.

What Do You Think I Chose

Day 111

Today was not the best. My bladder was leading the assault today and decided it had forgotten it is actually bigger than a peanut. Asides from my bodies obvious loathing for itself. When I got home I was meant to upload all the doodles I was behind on.. But I played mine craft instead. Valid choice I think.

Rat Blob

Day 110

Today I went to Grace's again. I also saw Manny and Bernard again. Her rats. They're so cute. But they're also stinky boys. For some reason though they smelt like hokey pokey to me. I went looking for cute rat pics and found a whole bunch of rats with instruments pics. You should check em out for your daily squee!

Am I Invisible?

Day 109

Even though my everything aches like I was hit by a truck since GC I still went to Lou's apartment building and made good use of her pool and gym. She was there too. I'm not that awesome.

Also the scene in the pic didn't happen. It could have. But it didn't mainly because I told Grace what I'd drawn and her response was "Oh gawd go home now"

Izaku Wins Gold

Day 108

Izak is the man at compliments.

GC Baby

Day 107

If Bex had gotten to meet Good Charlotte I imagine it going something like this plus much crying.

Today we went to the TRON to see GC at the ITM400. They were amazing. Best concert I've ever been to. Here is where there would be some not so sweet pics taken by me and one of me going down the biggest inflatable slide in the world but I haven't been unlazy enough to get them off Rey Rey yet. Maybe later..

Serial Tum

Day 106

As always my stomach hurt today. It seems to be one of my stomachs favorite past times. That and being so full it hurts. Around 11.30am it really really hurt more than it had previously today. I felt like I was going to hurl or faint or who knows so I did the only thing had the option to do. Eat the hotcakes lovingly brought to me by Annysha. I don't usually like hot cakes. Or eat anything before 12. But I was only half an hour out and I already felt like I'd hurl so miraculously they helped. Now if my stomach was a person it would be muttering obscenities quietly to itself in the corner and shooting me dirty looks. A much better stomach than the one that was trying to kill me earlier.

Le Dunno

Day 105

This is what you get when I have no idea what to draw

8 Days of Emotions

Day 104

So Monday to Thursday are truths. Friday to Monday are predictions. In case they don't quite make sense to you, heres a run down.

Monday- Super excited oblivious face
Tuesday- Things might not work out face
Wednesday- Why no one do what I wants face
Thursday- Crazy grumpy face
Friday- Drunk what am I mad about face
Saturday- Oh yeah this is why I'm mad face
Sunday- Woohoo concert face
Monday- I am asleep now face

Life

Day 103

This a bit from a documentary. It was hilarious. Too cute to resist.


Today I realized that I don't like my hair. I don't like it straight. I don't like it curly (even though every one loves it like this). I can't win. I just have to wait for it to grow. Sad Face.

Mullet and Goose

Day 102

They are really excited about easter. Mullet is based on some one who is a train ticket clippy man guy. He has a teeny tiny mullet and looks super stressed when ever I see him.

Like Dalmatians but Shiny

Day 101

For day 101 I figured I should do 101 somethings. So I drew stars. Because I'm Awe[lame]some.

I'm Trying

Day 100

Well I made it. I've actually done 100 doodles. I wish my doodle was more spectacular but all I did was have a rather uninspirational day and then sit at my drawing desk and try to think of a doodle for a good two hours.

IT'S CAPS LOCK DAY MOFO'S

DAY 99

TODAY I ENJOYED THE PRIVILEGE OF BEING A PART OF CAPS LOCK DAY. EVERYTHING I SAID WAS IN CAPS. I ALSO WENT TO DENNY'S TODAY AND WAS LOOKED AT WITH PITY AS I WAS ALONE.

I WALK IN AND THE GUY SAYS:
'TABLE FOR TWO?'
'JUST ONE'
'ONE?'
'YES ONE' =S

THEN AFTER BEING SEATED ANOTHER EMPLOYEE (A CHICK WITH TOO MUCH MAKE UP) BRINGS OVER CUTLERY... FOR TWO.
'IT'S JUST ME SITTING HERE'
'ONLY ONE?'
'YES. JUST ME'
'OH' WALKS AWAY CONFUSED

THEN I RECEIVED MY FOOD FROM ANOTHER LADY WHO LOOKED SAD FOR ME. THIS IS THE REASON I DON'T DO THINGS ON MY OWN. I WOULD BE PERFECTLY HAPPY TO GO TO THE MOVIES, THE POOLS, THE ZOO OR PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING BY MYSELF BUT NO WHERE SEEMS TO WANT TO LET YOU. WITH THEIR JUDGMENTAL GAZES AND THEIR CRIES OF 'TWO AT A TIME' AND 'YOU MUST BE THIS TALL TO RIDE THE ROLLER COASTER'

ALSO A BUTTERFLY TRIED TO EAT ME

Keir Monster is Hungry

Day 98

Today I was super clever and came to work with out my wallet. Which as I never eat breakfast and was having a rather late lunch due to working a night shift resulted in my not eating for about 24 hours. Surprisingly I was never truly hungry just very angry about being hungry..

Picture is unrelated.

I imagine that being carried around by a giant praying mantis would be fun. So long as it didn't eat you. And yes my skirt is magical and able to stay up even though I'm upside down.

Keep the Mouse in it's House

Day 97

Every winter it appears that we get a mouse decide it wants to come live with us. Every year Sparta is scolded for failing to be interested in catching said mouse. Last year the traps were mean (not actually mean I just didn't like them) and I turned a blind eye. But this year we have a cool trap that is clever and no mousies shall perish. The main reason for this is it's TOO CUTE to die..

His name is Charlie. Matt wanted to call him Harold. Don't be ridiculous! Harold is a giraffe.

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Day 96

Nothing! Everything was awesome-tacular! No one threw up. No one danced embarrassingly. No one spilled secrets. No one ruined TV for others. No one drew on themselves/others. oh wait... shit.

Winner of Minecraft

Day 95

I am a champion of minecraft. A self proclaimed champion. An unfounded self proclaimed champion. But a champion none the less.

You're Mine Now.

Day 94

Today we (Me, Matt and Tish)went to a friends house for dinner. They had two kittens. Of course all I did for the rest of the night was play with them.

You disowned the one leggeded teddy!

Day 93 boy we're getting close.

Naw you make me sad teddy. With your sad teddy face.

But.. But I liked this door.

Day 92

Ahhh with the new doodle book came awesome freebies one of which was an inspirational sentence.

Today can only be described as a marathon. 48 hours with around 8 hours of sleep is not ideal especially when mixed with 18 hours of work. Add to that 4 hours of poker and forehead games, 3 hours of drinks, 6 and a half hours of DVDs and a picnic after dark and you have the makings of one awesome crash. Oh and it was awesome.

The Only April Fool

Day 91

The only attempt at an April Fool's to me was made by my boss. It was a poorly thought out plan and failed epically. But what can you do. It was also hilarious afterwards.