Super Productive!

Day 90

I am Super Productive.

I'm also aware this is not really a doodle but it was promised soo... here ya are.

Super Effective

Day 89

Super Effective is what it says. What it's meant to say is super productive. Super Productive is something I'm working on. FUCK! Yes I only noticed something was wrong now when I went to upload it. Bah. Sometimes my brain takes a holiday in the middle of the day. I guess this means 2mrrws doodles shall be super productive.

Axis of Awesome

Day 88

I'm more than a bird, I'm more than a plane
I'm a bird-plane
A mother fucking bird plane.

Comic?

Day 87

Yes i was unlazy enough to do a comic episode. I was so super unlazy that it has color. Water color too! I'm super on to it!

Look Up

Day 86

It doesn't matter how sophisticated you are, you look like a goon when trying to bargain loudly with the moth flying around your face that if it leaves you alone you won't squish it. But that wiley moth knows your bluffing and you don't want to squish it. Because that's icky. Yes there a moth attacking me. Yes I look like a cat swatting it away from my face. No I didn't squish it. Yes it's gone now. But it feels like its on me...


A couple of weeks ago whilst in a friend's car a cicada attacked me. I was in the back next to the window with it down and enjoying the breeze. The person next to me was calling some one to invite them to come out but got the answering machine. This pretty much sums up the message they received:

*yell*
oh shit
*yell*
*scream*
its on me!
*deep blood curdling scream*
its on my foot
*more screaming*
get it off get it off get it off
*more blood screams*
oh no oh no get it off
what is it
*scream*
'click'


And then it flew out the window again and I said in a very calm voice "I think it was a cicada" to which every one laughed and asked 'what the hell was that?'
One person said it sounded as if someone was chopping my foot off.
In my defense I was in a bad mood and well I really don't have any reason. It made for an awesome message though.

New Doodle Book

Day 85

I dun gots me a fancy new book for ma doodles! Look at the bonuses its came with!




I suggest you zoom in on this one. Not the bug one. That's nasty.

Also I wouldn't really admit this kind of thing in public but I've been watching American Idol and not just the auditions. I have a favorite and every thing. This is the first season I've ever watched further on. And tonight the very reason I always said I didn't watch these shows played out. The person with the most talent had the least votes. Bullshit! Americans have no idea wtf they're doing! Have you ever noticed that the people who win do terrible compared to runners up/ people who place 10th or what ever. Casey Abrams how ever was saved by the judges. Pah! I would buy his album now. I would even consider flying to where ever his concert was. He is amazing. If he doesn't win I won't be surprised because the truly talented never do. BUT if by some miracle America gets their act together and he does win, he will be the most successful idol to date. You can quote me on that.

Rainbro

Day 84

Today was anything but a rainbow. The weather was awful, I was deemed too sick to go away for the weekend *cry* and breathing is still a bit of an issue but I'm getting better at it XD

Infinity Guitars!

Day 83

I'm actually worse today than I have been over the last few days. Having trouble breathing which is never good. But I'm sick of being sick. This is the image that is conjured into my head every time I hear this song by Sleigh Bells. It's quite good.

Crustyness

Day 82

My nose is so very sore. Bah do not want

Rasping Alien

Day 81

I sound like something out of a horror movie.

Catting Hours

Day 80

Turns out I have the immune system of a siv. Isn't it the worst kind of cosmic joke to be sick on your days off.

Batting Hours

Day 79

Gotta love days off. Especially lazy Sundays

Nom Nom

Day 78

This is a doodle for one hanna banana

It is a "Cheeky Alpaca"

St. Patrick's anarchy shall continue tonight so we shall see how this turns out =S

Ted ay!

Day 77

This is an accurate picture (if you pay attention you'd note that usually when I say accurate picture it means I made this shit UP! but not this time) of the teddy that is constantly changing that lives on my fridge. He looks just like this right now. Just thought you should know =D

So much vodka. So much Green hair. So much glitter.

Becku!

Day 76

At Matt's 22nd birthday party a rather awesome game of circle of death was played

During this awesome game a one Becku McLastname enlightened us all to her mad as Irish accent skills. And so today being St Pats I decided it was only fitting to paint Becku in tradition green attire.

Also don't steal her pot of gold.

More?

Day 75

I give you awesome comic thingy. I like the one that comes after this one BUUUUT it won't be up for a while.
A) Because I'm lazy and drawing it requires effort which I do not have at this moment.
B) I have something special in mind for tomorrow and
C) I don't wanna XD

Today was marginally better than yesterday. Better as in I managed to complete an entire day of work. There was a moment how ever where I was close to stabbing someone but it soon passed with no stabbings to be found. Mainly because I was alone but I'm thinking it was a victory.

I was in one of the branches that faces another branch so I could see the always lovely Grace most of the day. With the teeth/head/neck pain that I've been having I found that swilling water around in my mouth calmed the pain down and kept it manageable, thus being able to complete the previously mentioned full day of work. So it happened that I was standing there, swilling and I saw Grace looking at me. She laughed at my swilling face and I tilted my head side ways and it was awesome. We laughed and then I cried cause my everything hurt.

Cool story bro..

Damn Straight

Day 74

No that is not an analysis of the sexuality of most of the men in my life [that sounded worse than intended]. It's Damn Straight that's a retarded unihorn for ya!
Yes I cant draw unihorns.
Yes I called it a unihorn. Think about it. It makes SOO much more sense.

Also ow ow ow my head feels like there rocks in it and they're doing some serious damage to my tissues.

meh..

Day 73

I have spent the day asleep (as I spent the time I should have been asleep writhing in pain) or on the couch but all the while in incredible pain. My own brain has taken it upon itself to wage war against normal life with incredible aching pain that makes my head, face and neck feel like its covered in quick drying clay or something. Oh and its filled with a thousand tiny needles. Also I have an ulcer that has a shit fit every time I try to talk. So in other words I'm dying.

But hey I don't like to complain so here is a doodle I prepared earlier that is in actual fact not a doodle at all and more like a comic. Tomorrow I will draw you a doodle of a retarded unihorn.

Rainbows and Boxers

Day 72

I love rainbows and there are heart boxers in this pic.. What more do you neeed

Also its hooott

I wonder whats going on here...

Day 71

Crunch crunch crunch

Lists! Woo

Day 70

I love making lists. But its always nice to put things you've actually accomplished already on them to make you feel like you're making some progress.

BookFace

Day 69 LOL

Thus begins the romantic adventure!

I find it helps if you click the doodles to view =)

People Walking

Day 68

Or maybe perhaps they're doing the Egyptian.

Pandas Love Bamboo

Day 67

They will fuck you up!

Today I discovered that I don't much like apple and fejoa smoothies.. For the second time. Yes I always read the options and I'm like "Hell I love fejoa's and apples are pretty awesome. Why the hell not?" I'll tell you why not. It tastes weird, it looks weird and it makes my soul hurt. That's why. So just don't do it.

Whilst surfing the blogwavesinspace(regrettably the only surfing I do)I stumbled across a blog that actually made me laugh out loud and applaud it's awesomeness. I rewarded it with my public stalking and this note. You're welcome.

Naw too Cute

Day 66

Now we all remember that Milkshake boy gave Snake girl some flowers on valentines. It seems to have made an impression ♥

Awesome Hat Dood

Day 65

We all know how Izak says he takes a circle and makes it awesome. Well I take a square and make it creepy.

Pickle?

Day 64

We all know how much I love pickles =) so again here we are.

Excuse Me

Day 63

But that's mine!

I got the biggest mozzie bites I've ever gotten today. Not the most I've ever gotten but the biggest disease looking-est. OW OW OW!

Cokehead

Day 62

Maybe the drugs are getting to me or maybe the sherbet has some coke in it but this is awesome

Wednesday?? Already?

Day 61

Today is now known as Wednesday. It is a boring day. Filled with other peoples sad faces, long train rides and unsettling feelings.

Purple nurple

Day 60

Wine (Sav) + Coke = Awesome.

I'm gonna go to the beach. Right. Now.