It's Wednesday

Yay that means it's time for Advice Wednesday! We all know you don't want my advice but you'll sit there and smile and nod like you do.

Don't act like you know everything around me it makes me feel uncomfortable and you seem like a douche. Just a little bit. Tiny tiny little itty bitty bit. Okay a lot. And it bugs me. In fact it bugs everyone. Furthermore don't talk about sports to me, near me, at me or anywhere around me. It will get you one of two responses. The first being the most commonly used at a rate of 97.89% of the time is "DO NOT CARE". The second is a rare and new found response which has been brought on by recent events in the sporting world. This new response is of course "Drawing is not winning! We didn't win and we didn't lose. Therefore we did nothing!!"
I personally quite like this new response. It gives me the warm fuzzies =)