HAHAHA.

Mol is stupid. ML is much better (manical laghter).

QUOTE OF THE DAY: 'Can you teach us how to make giant corn?' -Dane Cook.

So i hate the internet. and gues wat? i was starting to almost want to go on this stupid camp but no, no now i hate it! dont ask unless u have my cellfone number.
CT2004! i waaaaaaaaaant 1. lol nah that wud b a hassle. haha shove spelin and gramerfulness i shall rule the world with an iron fist and bad grammer, just like any great super villian. ML!




TODAY I LEARNT:
All guys (except a select few) are only after one thing and are therefore extremely EVIL!

WOOT! I LOVE CLOTHES!!!!!!!

Joy to the world! shopping is great fun. EXcept when you've got two guys outside waiting to go to mcdonalds, whining and making hardcore weird noises. lol. Camp next week joy to the known, ironic world. yuck. urg i need new togs. yuck. i love my socks. oooooooooooooooooooooo guess who i saw this morning. Isaac dearest. I was at the bus stop at about 10.15 (dont ask) and Isaac and his mum were in the car right in front of me on the other side of the road and i was like 'hello! look at me mrs isaacs mum!!' but alas away they went but i sent isaac a lovely txt : i can c u. Coz thats not creepy. lol. im getting my 021 2day deffinatly woooooooooot. but its guna have 2 charge for like ever grrrrrr.

I Shall Win The Acadamy Award.

So I get the award for bestest, biggest, blondest moment in the history of forever... or at least this year. So I spent yesterday and various other moments these past few days getting ready for camp... which will undoubtedly be extremly painful. But camp is not till next week. Yes I'm an idiot, a complete idiot. but hey no one told me anything so it's not my fault. But you know what this means... you have to put up with me for some while longer woot (it is a word (MU WAH HA HA this gunna get annoying :D)

todays events so far.

omg!!!!!!!!!! there was a woman on the bus this morning and i dont know wat her prob was but she actualy shook her fist at the bus driver, she wasnt on the bus she had just gotten off and she had the agroist look on her face and she shook her fist at the driver he looked hardcore bewildered and i must admit he was absolutely the nicest bus driver i have ever come across. but it was great im guna have the image of that woman shaking her fist at the bus for like ever! hmmmmmmmm omg gues wat else yesterday whilst on the bus (the bus seems to be an overly interesting place) i saw a gay asian guy. it was completely weird. and i know theres that person whos out there going 'so? all my friends are gay asian males' its coz YOU"RE gay hahahahahahaha no but really it was weird as coz iv seen the islanders and white gay guys but come on it was weird! gay is spreading!!!!! its just such a cliche hence why isaac wont have any in his comic (wateva!!!!!!!) so this is wat hapened i was in foodtown and the entire time this old lady followed me round it was creepy but she didnt say anything and she was in line behind me as well. but after the journey to pay for my junk she like disappeared neva 2 b seen agen lol jj nah iv no idea 1 minute she was all creepy at the checkout next second she was leaving behind a confused checkout chick lol. meh dun dun dun! PINK IS OVER RATED!!!!! the only reason my blogs pink is coz i cant figure out how to be rid of it waaaaaaaaaaah! stupid pink.

TODAY I LEARNT:

That keyboards dont like milk.
Cats dont like feet.
Scary ladys with funny bags and funny hair dont like buses.
Tutors like making people sing but only when its cruel and unusual.
Tooth paste is not a balanced breakfast... neither is a V.
Scissors and wires dont exactly agree.
Sprite zero may have zero sugar but it wont save you from evil pink cars. and
That if it crys give it a hug and a dummy.

Thank you that is my findings for today. I dont have course 2mrrw or monday and am on camp till friday so dont expect ANYTHING for 2ish weeks *laughs manically* gosh it sucks doesnt it. BYE BYE FOR NOW FAITHFUL FANS: population: 2 + my cat who forgave me for the whole 'feet' thing once i gave her some tuna fish... lol tuna fish.


PS: WOOT-IS-A-WOOOOOOOOOOOOORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Part 3. We all know you've been waiting.

...everything I cared about was gone. My parents, 10 years ago. My sister, 6 years ago. My best friend, 5 years ago (God damn terrorists). My dog, 2 weeks ago. And my brother 30 minutes ago. Why should I care after this. It seems like there's a party up there and everyone I know or knew is invited and not me.* So now all is gone, lost. I reached up to, instinctively punch the head rest of the detectives in front of me when I felt it, a slight pulling, pulling towards Detective Murphey, it wasn't as strong as last time but it was there. I gave into the force and my hand smacked into the side of the detectives head and I had a sudden vision. It was so... weird. It was of...

TO BE CONTINUED.. you gotta lurve my timing. Woot! (it is a word!). Go the saga!!!!!!!!! :D

my day so far. coz u all wana know soooooooo bad.

lets see. time for an in depth look at my day so far. sounds good? no? too bad. laughs manically. well my alarm went of a 7 and i got up and reset it to 7.30 wondering wat on earth made me set it to 7????? then went to sleep again for wat felt like 2 seconds but was really half an hour. got up to turn alarm off at 7.30 and turned radio on, it was PLUTO with Dance Stamina. i like PLUTO they aint bad or nothing. then I found some clothes chucked em on. and did other various rituals of morning getting readyness. then left house at 7.56 and started up street very half heartedly. when i got up to the shops i checked my card and was a little miffed at how much work had actualy paid me. shant be gettin an 021 til next week gosh darn. went over the street to sit at the bus stop til 8.21 when the bus finally got to my stop. I got onto the 133 and gave the bus driver $3 and said 'New Lynn, please' he looked at the money, pushed some buttons and slammed the money into one of the little compartment things. The ticket came out and i grabbed it and a little dis-orientated by the evil busdriver took my seat in one of the seats that face the wrong way staring straight at a guy in his 20s with a receeding hair line who was sitting next to an old indian lady with a wart right in the middle of her chin. I got out my disc man thing, whys it called that, and turned on nickelback, joy to the world. Whilst sitting there one of them trucks with the chickens on them pulled up beside the bus and i was starin straight into the eyes of a live chicken! oh my gosh what a cruel and unusual experience for the chickens!!! Then we finally got to New Lynn and i got off the bus and made my way to course, joy to the world. When i got there i was 4 minutes early and so i turned on the computer. and did the whole work thing then went onto isaac dearests blog and poor little isaacs guna have to do the comics less often *sob*. then PLAY LUNCH! stupid asians, no fence, they brought in another vending machine gosh running total is four, joy to the world, no doubt itll be 5 by weeks end. then did stuff on my blog woot (it IS a word!) and then Anton dearest broke my computer then fixed it 40 minutes later! then started writing this then went to lunch. Paid off dick smiths where the guy who served me was like hardcore creepy and then i went to the mad butcher woot (it IS a word!!!!!!!!) where there was a woman who seemed to need to go potty like real real real bad then the bakery which has weird pies and an apparently real bad history and the chick seemed more interested in the tongs than my money. then came back to course where i finished this.


Now if you read that entire thing you get a gold star coz its real boring :D and you must be real bored to read the entire thing... just like me WOOT (IT IS A GOSH DARN WOOOOOOOORD!!!!!!!!!!)

Part 2. Can you feel the suspense.

As I ran away I heard some one shout 'Hey you!' but I didn't turn around. When I finally stopped running I was four blocks away and had only stopped because that guy , now in a cop car, had pulled up.
"Miss, were you at that crime scene back there?" he said it like a question but I knew he knew that I'd been there.
"Yes." I said, puffing slightly.
"In that case you're gunna have to come with us." I noticed the agitated looking man in the car and making conversation asked:
"What's his matter?" His matter was, as it turns out, that he didn't like chaffeuring Detective Murphey, thats the guys name, around. As I sat in the back of the car I felt bad, people on the street were staring, wondering what I'd done to get myself in the back of a police car. But I really didn't care. Everything I cared about was gone.

TO BE CONTINUED... wait I lie! thats the end!!!!!!!! jj

The ongoing saga of the confused.

In the shadows lurks an horrific entity. Crazed. The darkness seeped through the cracks to plunge all into its misty depths and when it faded he was no more, in his place was an outline on the ground in yellow.

As the outline of sloppy yellow paint became clearer i had to look away. I wanted to run, I wanted to hide, wanted the earth to swallow me whole. I wanted it to be my yellow outline, not his any ones but his. But alas the world wanted it. But how, why? The world is cruel in its irony because I found out exactly why a few seconds later. As soon as he walked in through the small crowd that was gatering I was attracted to him litterally like a magnet. "Oosh". I flew feet scraping across the ground to stick to his side. We were stuck together just like the said magnets. I couldn't get unstuck. After a few minutes of frantic pushing we unstuck. What the heck was that were my imediate thoughts or were they my thoughts I would have thought they would have been a little less G rated. He was staring at me curiously as I stumbled away wanting to be rid of the entire scene.

TO BE CONTINUED... as I said ongoing saga :D

today

iv been surfing the blogs (excruciatingly boring) and omg there is lyk a zillion!!!!!!! if u r reading this anyone at all its a miricle haha but u know this means no one will ever find my shameful blog :)